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I can't do hard time, Charlie

Two and a Half Men

I can't do hard time, Charlie.I have allergies. That's going to be your biggest problem....

Two and a Half Men • S01E15 • 2003

I can't do hard time, Charlie.I have allergies. That's going to be your biggest problem. Watch your head, sweetheart. Hi. I'm Joanie. - Hi.- Okay. We can go now. Where are we going, Mommy? We are going to goto Charlie and Alan's house, hon. It's a wonderful place wherethose awful people will never find us. You were right. We should have taken the Volvo

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I can't do hard time Charlie I have allergies

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That's going to be your biggest problem

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Watch your head sweetheart

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Hi

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I'm Joanie

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Hi Okay We can go now

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Where are we going Mommy

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We are going to go to Charlie and Alan's house hon

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It's a wonderful place where those awful people will never find us

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You were right

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We should have taken the Volvo

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لا يمكنني قضاء مدة طويلة يا تشارلي فلدي حساسية

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أهذه ستكون أكبر مشاكلك

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راقب يداك يا عزيزتي

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مرحبا

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أنا جواني

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مرحبا حسنا يمكننا الذهاب الآن

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إلى أين نحن ذاهبين يا أمي

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سنذهب إلى منزل تشارلي و آلن يا عزيزتي

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إنه مكان رائع لن يجدنا فيه الأشرار

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لقد كنت محق

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كان يجب أن نأخذ الفولفو

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Je peux pas aller en prison Charlie J'ai des allergies

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Oui ce sera sûrement ton plus gros problème

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Attention à ta tête chérie

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Bonjour

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Moi c'est Joanie

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Salut Très bien on peut y aller

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Où est ce qu'on va maman

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Nous allons habiter dans la villa de Charlie et d'Alan

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Un endroit merveilleux où les méchants ne nous retrouveront jamais

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Tu avais raison

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On aurait dû prendre ta voiture

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Charlie ich kann nicht ins Gefängnis Ich bin Allergiker

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Ja Das wäre dein größtes Problem

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FRANKIE Pass auf dein Köpfchen auf Schatz

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Hi

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Ich bin Joanie

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Hi Ok wir können fahren

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Wo fahren wir denn hin Mami

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Wir fahren jetzt zu Charlie und Alan Schatz

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Die haben ein wunderschönes Haus wo uns die bösen Leute nie finden werden

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Du hattest Recht

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Wir hätten den Volvo nehmen sollen

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Aku tak bisa di penjara Charlie Aku punya alergi

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Ya Itu yang akan jadi masalah terbesarmu

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Awas kepalamu Sayang

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Hai

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Hai Halo

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Aku Joanie

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Hai Halo

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Baik Kita bisa pergi sekarang

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Kita akan pergi ke mana Ibu

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Kita akan pergi ke rumah Charlie dan Alan Say

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Tempatnya menyenangkan dan mereka tak akan menemukan kita

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Kau benar

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Kita seharusnya membawa Volvo

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Мне нельзя в тюрьму У меня аллергия

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Да Это будет твоя самая большая проблема

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Не стукнись головой дорогая

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Привет

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Привет Привет

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Я Джони

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Привет Привет

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Можем ехать

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Куда мы едем мам

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Мы едем домой к Чарли и Алану

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Это прекрасное место где злые люди никогда нас не найдут

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Ты был прав

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Нужно было брать вольво

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No puedo ir a chirona Charlie Tengo alergias

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Ése sería tu principal problema

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Cuidado con la cabeza cielo

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Hola

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Soy Joanie

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Hola Vale Ya podemos irnos

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Adónde vamos mamá

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Vamos a ir a casa de Charlie y Alan cielo

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Es un lugar estupendo donde esa gente tan mala no podrá encontrarnos

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Tenías razón

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Deberíamos haber cogido el Volvo

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:06

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.