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I can't go through with this, Alan

Two and a Half Men

I can't go through with this, Alan. Sure you can. She'll makea couple of snide comments...

Two and a Half Men • S01E14 • 2003

I can't go through with this, Alan. Sure you can. She'll makea couple of snide comments about your frivolous lifestyle, whichluckily, she doesn't know the half of. You'll just suck it up, pay her backin a couple of months and that'll be that. With Mom, "that" is never "that. "The guilt is always there. To this day, she still reminds mehow much she had to sacrifice just so I could get braces. Like I deliberately had crooked teethso she'd be forced to drive a domestic car. - All right, then just drop it.- It's dropped. - Don't ask her.- I won't. - Let it go.- It's gone. By the way,they're about to repossess your Jaguar. Mommy?

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I can't go through with this Alan

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Sure you can She'll make a couple of snide comments

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about your frivolous lifestyle which luckily she doesn't know the half of

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You'll just suck it up pay her back in a couple of months and that'll be that

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With Mom that is never that The guilt is always there

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To this day she still reminds me how much she had to sacrifice

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just so I could get braces

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Like I deliberately had crooked teeth so she'd be forced to drive a domestic car

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All right then just drop it It's dropped

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Don't ask her I won't

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Let it go It's gone

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By the way they're about to repossess your Jaguar

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Mommy

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لا يمكنني عبور هذا يا آلن

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بالتأكيد يمكنك إنها ستقوم بقول تعليقان دنيئان

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عن أسلوب حياتك الطائش والذي لحسن الحظ لا تعلم نصفه

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ستتقبل هذا وترد لها دينها خلال شهرين وسينتهي الأمر

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مع أمي فالأمر لا ينتهي أبدا إنه موجود دوما

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حتى يومنا هذا لازالت تذكرني بتضحياتها كي يمكنني الحصول على تقويم اسنان

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كما لو كنت قصدت أن أكون بأسنان معوجة كي أجبرها على قيادة سيارة محلية

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حسنا دع الأمر سأدعه

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لا تطلب منها لن أطلب

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انس الأمر لقد نسيته

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بالمناسبة لقد اوشكوا على استعادة سيارتك

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أمي

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J'y arriverai jamais Alan

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Elle fera juste de petits commentaires cinglants

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à propos de ton train de vie mais elle n'en connaît que la moitié

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Ensuite tu la rembourseras sur plusieurs mois et ça s'arrête là

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Avec maman ça ne s'arrête jamais là Elle t'accuse ta vie entière

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Aujourd'hui encore elle me ressort à quel point elle s'est sacrifiée

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pour que j'aie un appareil dentaire

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Comme si j'avais les dents de travers pour qu'elle renonce à changer de voiture

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D'accord alors laisse tomber Je laisse tomber

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Oublie C'est fait

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T'en es sûr Certain

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Au fait ils vont passer reprendre ta voiture

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Maman

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Ich kann das nicht Alan

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Klar kannst du Sie macht ein paar bissige Kommentare

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zu deinem frivolen Lebensstil von dem sie zum Glück nur die Hälfte weiß

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das schluckst du gibst ihr in ein paar Monaten das Geld wieder und fertig

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Bei Mom heißt fertig nie fertig Die Schuld bleibt immer bestehen

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Noch heute wirft sie mir vor was sie alles opfern musste

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nur damit ich eine Zahnspange kriegte

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Als hätt ich schiefe Zähne gehabt damit sie keinen ausländischen Wagen fährt

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Na schön dann lass es eben Mach ich auch

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Frag nicht Frag nicht

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Vergiss es Ok

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Sie wollen übrigens deinen Jaguar pfänden

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Mami

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Я не смогу этого сделать Алан

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Конечно сможешь Она лишь отпустит пару ехидных шуточек

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о твоем фривольном образе жизни о котором к счастью она всего не знает

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Ты вытерпишь это вернешь ей деньги через пару месяцев и на этом все

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С мамой все это вовсе не все Вина останется навсегда

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Она до сих пор напоминает на какие жертвы ей пришлось пойти

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чтобы мне поставили брекеты

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Как будто я нарочно искривил себе зубы

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чтобы она была вынуждена водить отечественную машину

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Ладно тогда забудь Уже забыл

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Не проси у нее Не буду

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Оставь это Уже оставил

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Кстати у тебя скоро заберут твой ягуар

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Мамочка

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No puedo seguir con esto Alan

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Claro que sí Hará un par de comentarios maliciosos

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sobre tu frívola vida de la que afortunadamente no sabe ni la mitad

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La escucharás se lo devolverás en un par de meses y ya está

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Con mamá ya está nunca es ya está La culpa está siempre ahí

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Hoy en día me sigue recordando cuánto tuvo que sacrificarse

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para conseguirme un aparato ortopédico

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Como si yo tuviera deliberadamente los dientes torcidos

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Bueno pues entonces déjalo Dejado está

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No le pidas No lo haré

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Deja que pase Pasado está

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Por cierto van a quedarse con tu Jaguar

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Mamá

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Duration

37 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:19

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.