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I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells

Two and a Half Men

I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells. Okay. Goodbye. Are you doing it?'Cause I...

Two and a Half Men • S01E17 • 2003

I didn't pick it, but that's what it spells. Okay. Goodbye. Are you doing it?'Cause I can't feel anything. - Yeah, that's the idea.- Can you see my brain? Sure, it's a big brain.You must be very smart. - Phone's ringing.- No, it's not. The doctor's just stimulatingthe phone-ring part of your brain. - Right, Doc?- Sure, why not? I ordered a chili cheeseburger out there.Will they know to bring it in?

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I didn't pick it but that's what it spells

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Okay Goodbye

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Are you doing it 'Cause I can't feel anything

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Yeah that's the idea Can you see my brain

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Sure it's a big brain You must be very smart

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Phone's ringing No it's not

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The doctor's just stimulating the phone ring part of your brain

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Right Doc Sure why not

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I ordered a chili cheeseburger out there Will they know to bring it in

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أنا لم اختره

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حسنا وداعا

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هل تفعلها لأنني لا أشعر بشيء

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أجل هذا هو المطلوب أيمكنك رؤية دماغي

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أجل إنه دماغ كبير لابد وأنك ذكي جدا

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الهاتف يرن كلا إنه لا يرن

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لقد حفز الأطباء الجزء المختص في دماغك في سماع رنين الهاتف

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صحيح أيها الطبيب أجل ولم لا

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لقد طلبت شطيرة لحم بقري بالجبن هل سيستطيعون إحضارها هنا

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Je n'ai pas choisi ce numéro il est venu à moi

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D'accord Au revoir

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Vous recousez Je sens rien

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Oui c'est fait exprès Vous voyez mon cerveau

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Oui je vois que ça il est énorme Tu dois être une tête

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Ton téléphone sonne Non il est éteint

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C'est le docteur qui stimule la zone de sonnerie de ton cerveau

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N'est ce pas docteur Oui pourquoi pas

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J'avais commandé un cheeseburger Ils savent qu'il faut l'apporter là

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Ich kann nicht das ist einfach

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Das fühlt sich echt gut in meiner Hand an

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Ist es möglich dass man sich zu einem Gegenstand sexuell hingezogen fühlt

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Ja Wirklich

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Sie können den Pullover behalten Danke ich

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Um ehrlich zu sein habe ich keinen blassen Schimmer wieso ich den angezogen habe

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Ich kam einfach hier rein und es roch nach Shakespeare

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falls Shakespeare ein verdammter Cowboy war

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Und nach Falken Nester Boot Benzin Zigarren und Gerülpse

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Männersachen Ja schon klar viel Spaß damit

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Vielen Dank Ja

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Das ist wirklich nett von Ihnen Ja ja Schon gut

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Hey Russell warum sind Sie so nett zu mir

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Baiklah Sampai jumpa

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Apa sedang dijahit Karena aku tak merasa apa pun

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Ya itu tujuannya Apa kau bisa melihat otakku

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Tentu itu otak yang besar Kau pasti sangat pintar

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Telepon berdering Tidak

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Dokter hanya menstimulasi bagian dering telepon di otakmu

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Benar Dok Tentu kenapa tidak

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Hei aku memesan burger keju pedas

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Mereka tahu harus dibawa masuk

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Ayolah Bu Itu adalah dua skenario yang sangat berbeda

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Послушай я же не выбирал его такой дали

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Хорошо пока

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Что вы делаете Я ничего не чувствую

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Так и было задумано Вы видите мой мозг

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Конечно он большой Уверен ты очень умный

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Телефон звонит Не звонит

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Это доктор стимулирует часть твоего мозга которая отвечает за звонки

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Правда доктор Конечно почему бы и нет

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Я заказал чизбургер с чили

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Они знают куда принести

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No lo elegí pero así es como se deletrea

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Bien Adiós

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Estás cosiendo Porque no siento nada

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Sí ésa es la idea Puedes ver mi cerebro

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Claro es muy grande Debes de ser muy listo

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El teléfono está sonando No

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Te está estimulando la parte de sonidos de móvil en tu cerebro

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Verdad doctor Claro por qué no

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He pedido una hamburguesa con queso Sabrán traerla aquí dentro

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Duration

37 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:20

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

17

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.