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I guess I should probably get going

Two and a Half Men

I guess I should probably get going.- Yeah, I guess. Good, you're still here.Jake wants to...

Two and a Half Men • S01E09 • 2003

I guess I should probably get going.- Yeah, I guess. Good, you're still here.Jake wants to say good night. Wow, he's such a sweetie.Don't you just want to eat him up? If that would stop him, yes. I gotta tell you, Charlie.I think that girl's a keeper. - You think so?- Yeah, she's smart, she's pretty,and I think she really likes you. Be honest, Alan.You married the first girl who slipped you the tongue, didn't you? - No.- Trust me, this woman has a plan. And it's diabolicalin its Machiavellian scope. I did not marry the first girlwho slipped me the tongue. I'm telling you, she's got her footin the door and she will never leave. Okay, I'm out of here. Diabolical! - Okay. So, I'll give you a call?- Yeah. That'd be great. Okay

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I guess I should probably get going Yeah I guess

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Good you're still here Jake wants to say good night

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Wow he's such a sweetie Don't you just want to eat him up

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If that would stop him yes

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I gotta tell you Charlie I think that girl's a keeper

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You think so Yeah she's smart

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she's pretty and I think she really likes you

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Be honest Alan You married the first girl

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who slipped you the tongue didn't you

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No Trust me

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this woman has a plan

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And it's diabolical in its Machiavellian scope

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I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue

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I'm telling you she's got her foot in the door and she will never leave

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Okay I'm out of here

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Diabolical

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Okay So I'll give you a call Yeah That'd be great Okay

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أعتقد أنه يجب أن أرحل اعتقد هذا

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جيد أنك لا زلت هنا جايك يرغب في أن يتمنى لك ليلة طيبة

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إنه لطيف للغاية ألا تود أن تأكله

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إن كان هذا سيوقفه فأجل

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يجب أن أخبرك يا تشارلي أعتقد أن تلك الفتاة مثالية

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أتعتقد هذا أجل إنها ذكية

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وهي جميلة واعتقد أنها حقا تحبك

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كن صريحا لقد تزوجت يا آلن أول فتاة قبلتها باللسان صحيح

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كلا صدقني

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هذه المرأة لديها خطة

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وهي خطة شيطانية و مكيافيلي ة

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لم أتزوج أول فتاة قبلتني باللسان

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لقد وضعت قدمها على أرض ثابته ولن ترحل الآن

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حسنا سأخرج من هنا

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شيطانية

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حسنا إذن سأتصل بك أجل هذا سيكون رائعا حسنا

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Bon je crois que je ferais mieux d'y aller Oui je crois aussi

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Chouette vous êtes encore là Jake veut dire bonne nuit

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Ce gosse est à croquer Comment vous faites pour ne pas le dévorer

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C'est pas l'envie qui me manque

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Faut que je te dise cette fille est une vraie perle

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Tu crois Oui elle est brillante

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elle est belle et elle a l'air d'être sincère

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Pourquoi je t'écoute T'as épousé la 1re fille

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qui a bien voulu te rouler une pelle

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Non Crois moi

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cette femme a un plan

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et il est diabolique au sens machiavélique du terme

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Je n'ai pas épousé la première fille qui m'a roulé une pelle

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Crois moi elle veut marquer son territoire elle s'en ira jamais

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Bon je m'en vais

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Elle est diabolique

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D'accord Alors je t'appelle Oui On fait comme ça

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Ich schätze ich mach mich auf den Weg Ja Tja So ist das

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Oh Sie sind ja noch hier Jake will gute Nacht sagen

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Oh er ist so süß würdet ihr ihn nicht am liebsten auffressen

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Wenn ihn das aufhalten würde ja

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Charlie ich finde die Kleine solltest du behalten

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Ach findest du Ja sie ist hübsch

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hat Köpfchen und scheint dich zu mögen

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Ehrlich Alan Du hast die 1 geheiratet

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die dir einen Zungenkuss gegeben hat

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Nein Glaub mir

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Diese Frau hat einen Plan

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Und der hat ein teuflisches machiavellistisches Ausmaß

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Ich hab nicht die mit dem 1 Zungenkuss geheiratet

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Ich sage dir sie hat den Fuß in der Tür und wird nie verschwinden

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Okay ich verschwinde jetzt

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Oh wie teuflisch

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Ok dann ruf ich dich an Ja das wär schön Ja

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Пожалуй мне пора Да наверное

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Хорошо что ты еще не ушла Джейк хочет попрощаться

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Он такой милый Так и хочется его съесть правда

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Если это его остановит съем

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Должен сказать Чарли такую девушку нельзя упускать

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Ты так думаешь Да она умна

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она красива и думаю ты ей очень нравишься

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Давай по честному Алан Ты женился на первой

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которая поцеловала тебя с языком верно

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Нет Поверь мне

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эта женщина вынашивает план

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Дьявольский план с макиавеллиевским размахом

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Я вовсе не женился на первой которая поцеловала меня с языком

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Говорю тебе она уже сделала первый шаг на пути к цели и никогда не уйдет

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Ладно я ушла

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Дьявольский план

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Ладно Так я позвоню тебе Да Буду рада Хорошо

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Bueno supongo que me tengo que ir

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Yeah supongo

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Oh que bien todavía estas aquí Jake te quiere desear las buenas noches

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Wow es una ternura No se lo quieren comer

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Si eso lo detiene si

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Debo decirtelo Charlie Esa chica es una joya

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Piensas eso

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Yea ella es inteligente bonita y pienso que ella realmente le gustas

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Se honesto Alan

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Tú te casaste con la primera mujer que te besó con lengua no es así

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No

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Créeme

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Esta mujer tiene un plan

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Y es diabólico y maquiavélico

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No me case con la primer mujer que me besó con lengua

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Te lo estoy diciendo ella tiene su pie en la puerta y nunca se va a ir

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Ok bueno Me voy de aquí

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Ooh diabólica

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Ok entonces te llamare

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Si seria genial Ok

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:44

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.