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Hi, Mom

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mom. Dear God. Hold on. I'll be right there. Okay, what exactly are wegonna say to...

Two and a Half Men • S01E03 • 2003

Hi, Mom. Dear God. Hold on. I'll be right there. Okay, what exactly are wegonna say to her? Now you ask? This was your safari. We're here to resolve the corematernal thing. Wait, I'll go ask the cabbie. Nice try

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Hi Mom

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Dear God Hold on I'll be right there

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Okay what exactly are we gonna say to her

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Now you ask This was your safari

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We're here to resolve the core maternal thing

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Wait I'll go ask the cabbie

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Nice try

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أهلا يا أمي

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أوه يا إلهي أنتظرو سأئتي حالا

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هه ماذا بالظبط سنقول لها

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الان تسأل هذه كانت رحلة صيدك

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نحن هنا لنحل مشكلة الأمومه الرئيسيه أنتظر سأسأل سائق التاكسي

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محاوله جيده

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Salut maman

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Une petite seconde Je viens vous ouvrir

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D'accord qu'est ce qu'on va lui dire exactement

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C'est maintenant que tu demandes C'est ton idée ce safari

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On est venu ici résoudre les traumas de tu sais

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Attends le chauffeur il connaît le mot

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Tu voulais t'enfuir

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Hallo Mom

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EVELYN Guter Gott wartet ich komme gleich

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Ok Was genau sagen wir ihr jetzt

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Das fragst du jetzt Das war deine Safari

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Wir wollten doch unser Mutterbindungsdings

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Wart hier ich frag den Fahrer

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So siehst du aus

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ЧАРЛИ Привет мам

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АЛАН Привет мам

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МАМА Господи подождите я сейчас

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АЛАН А что конкретно мы её скажем

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ЧАРЛИ И ты еще спрашиваешь Это же твоё сафари

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АЛАН Нужно разрешить глубинный как его

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АЛАН Нет схожу спрошу таксиста

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ЧАРЛИ Отличная попытка

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Hola mamá

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Dios mío Un momento Ahora voy

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Bien qué vamos a decirle exactamente

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Y tú me preguntas Es tu safari

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Estamos aquí para resolver el tema maternal

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Espera voy a preguntar al taxista

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Buen intento

Available in 6 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

128

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:50

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.