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Two and a Half Men

?? Men. ♪ Hey. I got hereas quick as I could. Are you okay, buddy?What happened? He's...

�� Men. ♪ Hey. I got here
as quick as I could. Are you okay, buddy?
What happened? He's fine. It's typical
kid stuff, you know? He was running
a little too fast, and he tripped
and bumped his head. And then Alan
shot a little girl. What?
We played laser tag. ♪ Secret, secret ♪ ♪ It was a secret. ♪ Alan, can I talk to you
in the hallway? Ooh, you're in trouble

Full Transcript

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♪ Men. ♪
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Hey. I got here as quick as I could.
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Are you okay, buddy? What happened?
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He's fine. It's typical kid stuff, you know?
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He was running a little too fast,
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and he tripped and bumped his head.
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And then Alan shot a little girl.
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What? We played laser tag.
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♪ Secret, secret ♪
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♪ It was a secret. ♪
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Alan, can I talk to you in the hallway?
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Ooh, you're in trouble.
Duration
29 seconds
Views
141
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:52
Uploaded
Aug 20, 2023
Season
12
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S01 • E18 Excuse me, could we just table that for now and discuss how this impacts on our mother? - Two and a Half Men 00:50
Excuse me, could we just table that for now and discuss how...
S03 • E18 Here. - Two and a Half Men 00:06
Here.
S09 • E07 What? I took a huge dump. - Two and a Half Men 00:10
What? I took a huge dump.
S05 • E13 Best she's ever had. - Two and a Half Men 00:05
Best she's ever had.
S01 • E24 Jeez. He's gonna want to look in the bag. God. No! - What the hell did you do that for? - I don't kn - Two and a Half Men 00:13
Jeez. He's gonna want to look in the bag. God. No! -...
S10 • E19 Alan? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
Alan?
S01 • E03 Toss him in the ocean. - Two and a Half Men 00:10
Toss him in the ocean.
S03 • E23 Oh boy - Two and a Half Men 00:04
Oh boy
S01 • E10 And remember, you may have two grandmothers, but only one of them has enough money to send you to medical school. - Two and a Half Men 00:56
And remember, you may have two grandmothers, but only one of...
S11 • E15 [sighs] - Two and a Half Men 00:11
[sighs]
S11 • E14 [door closes] - Two and a Half Men 00:11
[door closes]
S01 • E11 How's it going in there? - Two and a Half Men 00:27
How's it going in there?
S01 • E05 My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight. - Two and a Half Men 00:32
My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.
S01 • E07 I understand. - Two and a Half Men 00:40
I understand.
S01 • E04 Jake, why aren't you in the shower? - Two and a Half Men 00:08
Jake, why aren't you in the shower?
S01 • E16 Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken sex and make it sound dirty. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken...
S01 • E09 I don't believe it. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
I don't believe it.
S01 • E12 Glean from it what you will. - Two and a Half Men 00:38
Glean from it what you will.
S01 • E08 Okay, I think we should all calm down just a little. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Okay, I think we should all calm down just a little.
S06 • E08 You make love like a woman, but you throw like a man. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
You make love like a woman, but you throw like a man.