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I'm done

Two and a Half Men

I'm done. You know, Prudence,I'm the third fastest runner in my class. - Cool!- Spring...

Two and a Half Men • S01E12 • 2003

I'm done. You know, Prudence,I'm the third fastest runner in my class. - Cool!- Spring break's over. Back to work. Later, stud. Boy, she smells good. Yeah, if you like Camel Filtersand pheromones. I gotta do some grocery shoppingfor your brother. I'll be back in a little while. - What about Prudence?- She'll be fine. Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet. Don't do anything stupidor you'll go to jail. - Why would you go to jail?- Well, that's kind of complicated. And why was Uncle Charlie kissing Rose? - Well, that was the...- And what are pherobones? That one I know,and it's pronounced pheromones... Never mind

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I'm done

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You know Prudence I'm the third fastest runner in my class

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Cool Spring break's over Back to work

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Later stud

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Boy she smells good

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Yeah if you like Camel Filters and pheromones

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I gotta do some grocery shopping for your brother

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I'll be back in a little while

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What about Prudence She'll be fine

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Just keep her out of the liquor cabinet

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Don't do anything stupid or you'll go to jail

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Why would you go to jail Well that's kind of complicated

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And why was Uncle Charlie kissing Rose

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Well that was the And what are pherobones

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That one I know and it's pronounced pheromones

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Never mind

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لقد اكتفيت

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أتعلمين يا برودنس أنا أسرع ثالث طالب في الفصل

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رائع انتهت الراحة الربيعية اذهب للعمل

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لاحقا أيها النجم

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إن رائحتها عطرة

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أجل إن كنت تحب رائحة سيجار الجمل والفيرمونات

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يجب أن أقوم ببعض التسوق لاخاك

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سأعود بعد فترة

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ماذا عن برودنس ستكون بخير

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فقط ابقوها بعيدة عن المشروبات الكحلية

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لا تقم بأي شيء غبي وإلا ستذهب للسجن

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لم ستذهب للسجن حسنا هذا معقد نوعا ما

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ولم كان العم تشارلي يقبل روز

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حسنا هذا كان وما هي الـ فيربونات

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هذا أعرفه إنها تنطق الفيرومونات

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لا تهتم

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J'ai terminé

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Tu sais c'est moi qui cours le plus vite dans ma classe

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Cool La pause est finie Remets toi au travail

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À toute joli c ur

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Comme elle sent bon cette fille

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Faut aimer l'odeur des mégots et celles des phéromones

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Je dois aller faire des courses pour Charlie

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J'en ai pour trois quarts d'heure

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Et pour Prudence Du moment

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qu'elle n'approche pas des alcools forts

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Ne faites rien de stupide ou c'est la taule

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Pourquoi t'irais en prison C'est un peu compliqué en fait

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Pourquoi tonton Charlie et Rose s'embrassaient

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C'est à cause de Et c'est quoi des phérobones

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Ça je sais Et on prononce phéromones

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Laisse tomber

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Das war's

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Schon gewusst ich bin der drittschnellste Sprinter in meiner Klasse

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Cool Ab an die Arbeit die Pause ist zu Ende

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Wir sehen uns Süßer

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Mann riecht die vielleicht gut

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Ja wenn du Filterkippen und Pheromone magst

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Ich geh für Ihren Bruder ein paar Lebensmittel einkaufen

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Bin bald wieder da

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ALAN Was ist mit Prudence BERTA Kommt zurecht

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Passen Sie nur auf Ihren Schnaps auf

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und bloß keine Dummheiten sonst landen Sie im Knast

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Warum landest du im Knast Das ist etwas kompliziert

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Und warum hat Onkel Charlie Rose geküsst

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Das war Und was sind Pheromone

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ALAN Kann ich dir sagen Pheromone sind ganz

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Jake ruft aufgeregt aus

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Vergiss es

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Я закончил

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Пруденс а я занимаю третье место по бегу в моем классе

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Круто Перемена окончена За работу

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До скорого милый

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Как хорошо она пахнет

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Да если тебе нравится смесь сигаретного дыма и феромонов

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Пойду за продуктами для твоего брата

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Скоро вернусь

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А как же Пруденс Всё будет нормально

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Только не подпускай ее к мини бару

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И не делай глупостей а то загремишь за решетку

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Почему ты можешь загреметь Ну это сложный вопрос

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Почему дядя Чарли и Роуз целовались

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Ну они просто И что такое феробоны

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Тут я знаю как ответить Правильно феромоны

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Да забей

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Me callo

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Sabes qué Soy el tercero que corre más de la clase

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Qué guay El recreo ha terminado A trabajar

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Hasta luego majo

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Vaya qué bien huele

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Sí si te gustan los filtros de Camel y las feromonas

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Tengo que ir a comprar comida para tu hermano

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En un momento estoy de vuelta

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Y Prudence Aquí estará bien

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Que no se acerque al mueble bar

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No hagáis una estupidez o iréis a la cárcel

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Por qué iríais a la cárcel Bueno es un poco complicado

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Por qué el tío Charlie besaba a Rose

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Bueno eso era Qué son las ferobonas

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Esa me la sé se llaman feromonas

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No me importa

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:37

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.