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I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid

Two and a Half Men

I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid. I didn't have a shrinkwhen I was Jake's age, and...

Two and a Half Men • S01E20 • 2003

I'm telling you, you're spoiling the kid. I didn't have a shrinkwhen I was Jake's age, and my childhood wastwice as screwed up as his. I mean, you're a little cuckoo, Judith. But compared to our mother,you're like a fart in a hurricane

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I'm telling you you're spoiling the kid

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I didn't have a shrink when I was Jake's age

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and my childhood was twice as screwed up as his

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I mean you're a little cuckoo Judith

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But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane

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أؤكد لك أنتما تدللان الط فل

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لم أزر طبيبا نفسيا حين كنت في عمر جيك

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وكانت طفولتي أسوأ من طفولته

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أعني أن ك مجنونة قليلا يا جوديث

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لكن مقارنة مع والدتنا أنت كضراط أمام إعصار

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Je vais être franc C'est une bêtise de faire ça

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Je ne voyais pas de psy à l'âge de Jake

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et pourtant j'étais dans un état vraiment pire que le sien

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C'est vrai que t'es un peu zinzin Judith

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Mais comparé à notre mère tu es un pet dans un ouragan

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Ihr wisst schon dass ihr das Kind kaputtmacht

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Ich in seinem Alter brauchte keine Therapie

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und meine Kindheit war doppelt so kaputt wie seine

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Du bist zwar etwas durchgeknallt Judith

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aber verglichen mit unserer Mutter bist du wie ein Furz in einer Windhose

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Вы портите ребенка

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В его возрасте я не ходил к психиатру

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а мое детство было в два раза поганее

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Ведь ты Джудит слегка того

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Но по сравнению с мамой ты как дуновение ветерка и ураган

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Te lo digo estás malcriando al chico

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No tenía psiquiatra cuando tenía la edad de Jake

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y mi infancia fue el doble de mala que la suya

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Estás un poco loca Judith

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Pero comparada con nuestra madre eres como un pedo en un huracán

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Duration

19 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:22

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

20

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.