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I'm trying, Charlie

Two and a Half Men

I'm trying, Charlie.I'm trying to be open-minded. But our mom with a guy who's youngerthan...

Two and a Half Men • S01E18 • 2003

I'm trying, Charlie.I'm trying to be open-minded. But our mom with a guy who's youngerthan us, it's just freaking me out. Trust me, Alan. Very soon you're gonna be looking backon this moment with fond nostalgia. - What do you mean?- Look. - Who's this?- This is Jill. The woman who dumped you? Get over that. Nobody dumped me. All right, I'm sorry.Why are we looking at Jill? - Just look at it.- Okay. She's cute. Very tall. Broad shoulders. Holy mother of God!

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I'm trying Charlie I'm trying to be open minded

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But our mom with a guy who's younger than us it's just freaking me out

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Trust me Alan

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Very soon you're gonna be looking back on this moment with fond nostalgia

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What do you mean Look

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Who's this This is Jill

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The woman who dumped you

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Get over that Nobody dumped me

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All right I'm sorry Why are we looking at Jill

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Just look at it Okay

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She's cute

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Very tall

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Broad shoulders Holy mother of God

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أحاول يا تشارلي أحاول أن أكون متقبلا

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ولكن أن تكون والدتنا مع رجل أصغر منا عمرا هذا يفزعني

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ثق بي يا ألن

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قريبا جدا سنتظر لتلك اللحظة مع اشتياق كبير لها

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ما الذي تعنيه انظر

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من هذه إنها جيل

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الامرأة التي هجرتك

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انس هذا لم يهجرني أحد

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حسنا آسف لم ننظر لصورة جيل

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فقط انظر لها حسنا

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إنها جميلة وطويلة جدا

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عريضة المنكبين يا إلهنا الرحيم

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J'essaie Charlie J'essaie d'avoir l'esprit plus ouvert

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Mais voir notre mère avec un garçon plus jeune que nous ça me fout la trouille

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Fais moi confiance

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D'ici peu de temps tu repenseras à ce petit moment avec une tendre nostalgie

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Comment ça Regarde

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Qui est ce C'est Jill

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La femme qui t'a planté

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Laisse tomber Personne ne m'a planté

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D'accord excuse moi Pourquoi tu me montres Jill

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Je te dis de la regarder D'accord

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Mignonne

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Plutôt grande

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Épaules de déménageur Bon sang c'est pas vrai

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Aber Mom mit einem Typen der jünger ist als wir das macht mich verrückt

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Vertrau mir Alan

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Bald wirst du dich an diesen Moment mit nostalgischer Sehnsucht erinnern

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Warum Sieh es dir an

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Wer ist das Das ist Jill

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Die dich abgeschoben hat

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Niemand hat mich abgeschoben

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Gut Verzeihung Warum sehen wir uns Jill an

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Sieh sie dir doch an Ok

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Süß

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Recht groß

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Breite Schultern Heilige Mutter Gottes

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Willkommen in der Matrix

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Я пытаюсь Чарли Я пытаюсь мыслить открыто

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Но то что наша мама встречается с парнем младше нас не дает мне покоя

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Поверь мне Алан

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Скоро ты будешь вспоминать этот момент с ностальгией

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В смысле Смотри

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Кто это Это Джилл

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Девушка которая тебя бросила

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Перестань Никто меня не бросал

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Извини Почему мы смотрим на Джилл

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Просто смотри Ладно

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Она милая

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Очень высокая

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Широкие плечи Матерь божья

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Lo intento Charlie Intento tener una mentalidad más abierta

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Pero que nuestra madre esté con un tipo menor que nosotros me enloquece

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Créeme Alan

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Muy pronto recordarás este momento con una gran nostalgia

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Qué quieres decir Mira

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Quién es ésta Ésta es Jill

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La mujer que te dejó

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Ya basta con eso Nadie me dejó

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Lo siento Por qué estamos mirando a Jill

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Sólo mírala De acuerdo

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Es linda

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Muy alta

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Con hombros anchos Por todos los santos cielos

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:21

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

18

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.