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Isn't that nice?

Two and a Half Men

Isn't that nice? Best of luck. Bye-bye. Boy, don't you just hatewhen that happens? Wait,...

Two and a Half Men • S01E24 • 2003

Isn't that nice? Best of luck. Bye-bye. Boy, don't you just hatewhen that happens? Wait, so this is a common occurrence?Don't you take precautions? Of course. But, come on, you've never found yourselfin a slow elevator without a condom? Look who I'm asking

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Isn't that nice

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Best of luck Bye bye

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Boy don't you just hate when that happens

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Wait so this is a common occurrence Don't you take precautions

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Of course

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But come on you've never found yourself in a slow elevator without a condom

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Look who I'm asking

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ياصاح ألا تكره وقوع هذا

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مهلا أهذا أمر شائع الا تتخذ حذرك

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بالطبع

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ولكن بربك ألم تجد نفسك يوما في مصعد بطئ وأنت بدون واقي

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انظر من اسأله

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إذن سنحتاج لصابون وشفرات حلاقة وكرات القطن

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C'est merveilleux

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Mes meilleurs voeux de bonheur Bye bye

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Bon sang ce que je déteste ce genre de choses

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Parce que ce genre de choses t'arrive souvent Tu prends pas de précautions

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Bien sûr que si

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Mais sois franc tu t'es jamais retrouvé dans un ascenseur lent sans préservatif

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Et c'est à toi que je pose la question

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Ist das nicht schön

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Viel Glück für dich Tschüss

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Kriegst du da auch immer den Horror wenn das passiert

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Warte mal das passiert dir öfter Siehst du dich denn nicht vor

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Klar tue ich das

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Aber warst du nie in einem langsamen Fahrstuhl und hattest kein Kondom

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Wen frage ich das denn

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Bukankah itu kabar baik

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Semoga beruntung Sampai jumpa

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Bukankah kau benci saat hal seperti ini terjadi

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Hal seperti ini biasa terjadi Apa kau tak pakai pengaman

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Tentu aku pakai

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Ayolah apa kau tak pernah berada di dalam lift dan tak punya kondom

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Tentu tak pernah

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Замечательно правда

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Удачи Пока

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Ненавижу когда такое происходит

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У тебя такое часто Но ты же предохраняешься

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Конечно

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Но ты что никогда не застревал в лифте без презерватива

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Кого я спрашиваю

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No es bueno

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Mis mejores felicitaciones Adiós

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No detestas cuando esto pasa

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Espera Entonces eso es habitual No practicas sexo seguro

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Claro que si

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Pero caramba nunca te encontraste En un elevador lento sin preservativos

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Mira a quien le estoy preguntando

Available in 7 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:11

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

24

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.