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It's almost like somebody tipped them off

Two and a Half Men

It's almost like somebody tipped them off. - You got any other bright ideas?- Yeah. I'm...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

It's almost like somebody tipped them off. - You got any other bright ideas?- Yeah. I'm gonna get a drywall guy in thereand seal off that room. - Very funny.- I'm not kidding. That room is dead to me. Either that or sell the house. I'll put it on the marketas a two bedroom plus aviary. Everybody loves an aviary. What about Jake? Are you gonna put him on the marketor just wall him off? I tried with that kid, Alan. He says one thing,and then he goes and does another. He's 10. He's got the attention spanof a hummingbird. What am I supposed to dowhen he ignores me? You punish him. You take awayhis computer, his TV, his toys. You already took away all the good stuff. What am I supposed to take away?His bronchial inhaler? You know what I'm saying, Charlie.You don't take away your love

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It's almost like somebody tipped them off

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You got any other bright ideas Yeah

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I'm gonna get a drywall guy in there and seal off that room

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Very funny I'm not kidding

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That room is dead to me

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Either that or sell the house

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I'll put it on the market as a two bedroom plus aviary

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Everybody loves an aviary

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What about Jake

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Are you gonna put him on the market or just wall him off

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I tried with that kid Alan

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He says one thing and then he goes and does another

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He's 10 He's got the attention span of a hummingbird

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What am I supposed to do when he ignores me

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You punish him You take away his computer his TV his toys

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You already took away all the good stuff

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What am I supposed to take away His bronchial inhaler

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You know what I'm saying Charlie You don't take away your love

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أنه يبدو كأن أحدا ماقام بتحذيرهم

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هل لديك أي أفكره لامعه أخرى

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أجل سأتي برجل ليغلق الغرفه بالأسمنت

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مضحك جدا

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أنني لا أمزح هذه الغرفه ميته بالنسبه لي

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أما ذالك أو أن أبيع المنزل

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سأعرضه في السوق كغرفتيين زائد قفص طيور

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الكل يحب قفص الطيور

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ماذا عن جيك

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هل ستعرضه في السوق أو تغطيه بجدار

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لقد حاولت مع ذالك الولد يا ألن

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أنه يقول شيء ثم يذهب ويفعل شيء أخر

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أنه في العاشره أنه يحصل حتى على إهتمام طائر طنان

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إذا ماذا سأفعل عندما يتجاهل كلامي

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تعاقبه تمنعه من التلفاز تاخذ من العابه وكمبيوتره

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أنت أخذت منه كل الأشياء الجيده

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ماذا بقى لأخذه منه

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جهاز أستنشاقه

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انت تفهم ماذا اعني يا تشارلي

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أعني ليس من المفروض ان تأخذ حبك

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J'y crois pas ils étaient prévenus

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T'as d'autres idées comme celle là Oui

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Un maçon va venir murer cette entrée et condamner la chambre

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C'est très drôle Je plaisante pas

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Cette pièce n'existe plus pour moi

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C'est ça ou je vends la maison

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Sur l'annonce je mettrai deux chambres plus une volière

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Tout le monde rêve d'une volière

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T'as pensé à Jake

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Tu penses le mettre en vente ou juste le condamner

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J'ai tout essayé avec ce gosse

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ll dit qu'il va faire un truc et il fait autre chose

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ll a 10 ans L'attention d'un labrador est comparable

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Mais comment je fais quand il obéit pas

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Tu dois lui confisquer ce qu'il aime ses jouets la télévision

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Mais tu les lui as déjà interdits

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ll me reste quoi à confisquer Son inhalateur nasal

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Tu sais bien On ne confisque pas l'amour qu'on donne

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Denen muss jemand einen Tipp gegeben haben

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Hast du noch so eine Superidee Ja

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Ich werde sofort einen Handwerker anrufen der das Zimmer zumauert

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ALAN Sehr witzig CHARLIE Das war kein Witz

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CHARLIE Das Zimmer ist für mich gestorben

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Oder ich verkaufe das Haus

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Ich geb eine Annonce auf 2 Schlafzimmer und eine Voliere

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Volieren sind beliebt

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Was ist mit Jake

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Willst du ihn auch verkaufen Oder mit einmauern

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Ich geb es auf mit dem Kind Alan

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Er sagt was dann zieht er los und tut das Gegenteil

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Er ist 10 sogar eine Fliege hat eine längere Aufmerksamkeitsspanne

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Was soll ich tun wenn er mich nicht beachtet

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Bestraf ihn nimm ihm den Computer weg Spielsachen Fernseher

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Die hast du ihm schon weggenommen

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Was soll ich ihm wegnehmen seinen Bronchial Inhalator

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Du weißt schon Charlie nimm ihm nur nicht deine Liebe weg

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ЧАРЛИ Ты уже всё забрал Может мне забрать его ингалятор от астмы

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АЛАН Ты же всё понимаешь Чарли Главное не лишай его своей любви

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Привет Пытался дозвониться но у тебя автоответчик

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Parece como si les hubieran avisado

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Tienes alguna otra idea brillante Sí

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Voy a llamar a un yesero para que selle la habitación

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Muy gracioso No bromeo

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Esa habitación no me sirve

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O se puede vender la casa

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La anunciaré como dos habitaciones y un aviario

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A todos les gusta un aviario

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Y Jake

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Le pones en el mercado o sólo una pared entre tú y éI

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Lo he intentado con el niño

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Dice una cosa y después hace otra

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Tiene 10 años Tiene poca capacidad de atención

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Qué debo hacer cuando me ignora

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Le castigas Le quitas el ordenador la tele sus juguetes

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Ya le has quitado todo lo bueno

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Qué más le puedo quitar Su inhalador

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Sabes lo que digo Charlie No puedes quitarle tu amor

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:01

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.