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It's in Malibu

Two and a Half Men

It's in Malibu. Right on the beach. My point is, if Mrs. Harper decidesto make an issue...

Two and a Half Men • S01E21 • 2003

It's in Malibu. Right on the beach. My point is, if Mrs. Harper decidesto make an issue out of your lifestyle we need to be prepared. What's wrong with my lifestyle? No, we are not going down that roadat $300 an hour. Relax, Alan. I'm going to need to know every possiblething they can use against us. - Every skeleton in your closet.- Oh, boy. So what,you want to know about my sex life? Your sex life, your drinking,your gambling, partying. On the beach. Mr. Harper. I'm sorry. But isn't that kindof an invasion of my privacy? It is, and I apologize for that. But I handle a lot of divorces,and believe me, they can get nasty. Look, I've got to be in court.So why don't you give this some thought, and when you gatherthe information we need, give me a call

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It's in Malibu Right on the beach

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My point is if Mrs Harper decides to make an issue out of your lifestyle

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we need to be prepared

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What's wrong with my lifestyle

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No we are not going down that road at 300 an hour

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Relax Alan

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I'm going to need to know every possible thing they can use against us

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Every skeleton in your closet Oh boy

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So what you want to know about my sex life

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Your sex life your drinking your gambling partying

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On the beach

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Mr Harper

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I'm sorry But isn't that kind of an invasion of my privacy

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It is and I apologize for that

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But I handle a lot of divorces and believe me they can get nasty

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Look I've got to be in court So why don't you give this some thought

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and when you gather the information we need give me a call

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أنه في ماليبو بجوار الشاطيء تماما

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قصدي هو لو قررت السيدة هاربر أن تجعل من طريقة حياتك مشكلة

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يتوجب علينا أن نكون مستعدين

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ماهي الشيء الخطأ في طريقة حياتي

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لا نحن لن نتاقش بهذا الامر بقيمة 300 دولار للساعة

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استرخي يـ الن

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أنا اريد أن أعرف كل شيء بأمكانهم أستخدامه ضدنا

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كل عيب تخاف منه وتخفيه ياربي

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أذا ماذا أنت تريدين أن تعلمي عن حياتي الجنسية

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حياتك الجنسية شربك للكحول لعبك القمار والحفلات

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على شاطيء البحر

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سيد هاربر

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أنا آسف لكن أليس هذا انتهاك لخصوصياتي

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نعم أنه كذلك وأنا أعتذر على هذا

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لكن أنا أتولى الكثير من حالات الطلاق وصدقني قد تصبح مشكلة معقدة

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أنظر يجب علي أن أكون في المحكمة لماذا لا تفكر في هذا الامر بتمعن

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وعندما تجمع المعلومات التي نحتاجها أتصل بي

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C'est à Malibu J'habite sur la plage

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Mais si Mme Harper décide de rendre problématique votre mode de vie

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on doit être préparés

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Il a quoi mon mode de vie

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Oh non on ne va pas lancer ce sujet de discussion à 300 de l'heure

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Détendez vous Alan

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Je dois savoir les points sensibles qu'ils peuvent utiliser contre nous

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tous les squelettes de votre placard Oh punaise

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Vous voulez des détails sur ma vie sexuelle

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Votre sexualité vos abus de boissons votre dépendance au jeu

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Sur la plage

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M Harper

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Désolé mais c'est une incursion dans ma vie privée

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Ça l'est et vous m'en voyez désolée

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Mais les divorces je connais et croyez moi les gens sont cruels

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Je dois me rendre au tribunal Alors essayez de réfléchir à tout ça

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commencez à réunir les informations nécessaires et appelez moi

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Es ist in Malibu Direkt am Strand

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Mir geht es darum wenn Mrs Harper Ihren Lebensstil zum Thema macht

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sollten wir uns vorbereiten

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Was ist mit meinem Lebensstil

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Nein damit wollen wir gar nicht erst anfangen für 300 die Stunde

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Ganz ruhig Alan

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Ich muss über alles informiert sein das sie gegen uns verwenden könnte

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Über jeden Fleck auf Ihrer Weste Oh Mann

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Sie wollen also was über mein Sexleben wissen

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Sexleben Trinkgewohnheiten Glücksspiel Partys

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Am Strand

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Mr Harper

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Ja aber ist das nicht ein Einbruch in meine Privatsphäre

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Ja und ich bitte dafür um Verzeihung

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Aber ich hatte schon viele Scheidungen und glauben Sie mir es kann eklig werden

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Also ich muss zu Gericht Wie wär's wenn Sie sich das Ganze überlegen

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und wenn Sie die nötigen Informationen zusammen haben rufen Sie mich an

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Он в Малибу Прямо на пляже

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Я веду к тому что если миссис Харпер решит поднять вопрос о вашем образе жизни

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мы должны быть к этому готовы

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Что не так с моим образом жизни

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Нет мы не будем это обсуждать за 300 долларов в час

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Успокойтесь Алан

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Мне нужно знать все детали которые можно использовать против нас

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Все ваши семейные тайны О нет

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Так вы хотите знать о моей сексуальной жизни

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О сексуальной жизни выпивке азартных играх и вечеринках

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На пляже

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Мистер Харпер

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Простите По моему это вторжение в мою частную жизнь

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Так и есть и я прошу прощения

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Я провела много разводов и поверьте они все отвратительны

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Мне нужно быть в суде Подумайте об этом

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а когда соберете всю нужную информацию позвоните мне

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Está en Malibu Sobre la playa

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Quiero decir que si la Sra Harper plantea que su estilo de vida es un problema

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debemos estar preparados

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Qué tiene de malo mi vida

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No no discutiremos eso por 300 la hora

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Relájate Alan

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Necesitaré saber todo lo que puedan llegar a usar en nuestra contra

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Cada secreto que tenga Oh Dios

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Entonces qué quiere saber sobre mi vida sexual

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Sobre su vida sexual si es que bebe apuesta va a fiestas

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Sobre la playa

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Sr Harper

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Lo siento Pero eso no sería invasión a la privacidad

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Lo es y me disculpo por eso

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Pero yo me ocupo de muchos divorcios y créame esto puede ponerse difícil

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Bien debo ir al tribunal Le sugiero que lo piense

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y cuando tenga la información que necesitamos llámeme

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:59

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

21

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.