To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
It's not that I don't care what you wantIt's just that you're a kid And what you want doesn't matterWow I do suck
Please log in to add to collections.
Two and a Half Men

Wow, I *do* suck

Charlie: It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that you're a kid. What you want doesn't matter.Charlie:Wow, I *do* suck

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.057
It's not that I don't care what you want
00:00:04.767 --> 00:00:08.961
It's just that you're a kid And what you want doesn't matter
00:00:12.968 --> 00:00:15.297
Wow I do suck
Available in 6 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
283
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:57
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, romance

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S07 • E11 40 years ago you asked for a little brother for Christmas. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
40 years ago you asked for a little brother for Christmas.
S02 • E13 Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so. - Two and a Half Men 00:05
Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so.
S01 • E21 Charlie? - Two and a Half Men 00:33
Charlie?
S05 • E06 I'm okay. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
I'm okay.
S02 • E21 I don't care what anybody says. - Two and a Half Men 00:27
I don't care what anybody says.
S01 • E08 Hi. I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about the divorce papers. I'm sorry if I overreacted. - Two and a Half Men 00:27
Hi. I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up about...
S07 • E05 Okay Okay fine - Two and a Half Men 00:21
Okay Okay fine
S03 • E09 A hundred million dollars? - Two and a Half Men 00:20
A hundred million dollars?
S04 • E02 Charlie, you okay? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
Charlie, you okay?
S09 • E21 (thudding) - Two and a Half Men 00:19
(thudding)
S01 • E22 What do you say we leave and go back to our place? - Two and a Half Men 00:29
What do you say we leave and go back to our place?
S01 • E04 How's it going? - Two and a Half Men 00:19
How's it going?
S01 • E05 Great. You broke him. The biggest surprise was how much I loved having him around. I mean, Jake's am - Two and a Half Men 00:49
Great. You broke him. The biggest surprise was how much I...
S09 • E23 Open. - Two and a Half Men 00:30
Open.
S01 • E24 Thanks for babysitting, Rose. - Two and a Half Men 00:25
Thanks for babysitting, Rose.
S05 • E17 Whoa. - Two and a Half Men 00:25
Whoa.
S03 • E02 Are you waiting to see the principal? - Two and a Half Men 00:07
Are you waiting to see the principal?
S07 • E14 So what are you scared of - Two and a Half Men 00:03
So what are you scared of
S12 • E12 What what are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What what are you doing here
S09 • E10 High voice Son of a bitch - Two and a Half Men 00:06
High voice Son of a bitch