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It's okay

Two and a Half Men

It's okay.We can get Jake another guinea pig. Jake will be fine.This is his fourth Porky...

Two and a Half Men • S01E03 • 2003

It's okay.We can get Jake another guinea pig. Jake will be fine.This is his fourth Porky in three years. He goes through them faster than shoes. No, this is about my life. Everything is going to hell. Okay, well, don't cry.We can still be friends

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It's okay We can get Jake another guinea pig

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Jake will be fine This is his fourth Porky in three years

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He goes through them faster than shoes

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No this is about my life

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Everything is going to hell

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Okay well don't cry We can still be friends

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لا بأس يمكننا أن نأتي ل جيك بخنزير غينيا أخر

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جيك سيكون بخير

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هذا رابع بوركي له في ثلاث سنوات

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أنه يرمي بهم بأسرع من الحذاء

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هذا عن حياتي

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كل شيء يهوي إلى الجحيم

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حسنا لا تبكي ما زالا بامكاننا ان نكون أصدقاء

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Ça va aller On va essayer de trouver un autre Porky

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Ce n'est pas le souci Ça fait le quatrième cochon d'lnde en trois ans

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Il les oublie aussi vite que ses leçons

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Non Le problème c'est tout ce qui m'arrive

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Tout s'effondre autour de moi

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Ne pleure plus on va rester bons amis

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Schon ok Wir kaufen Jake ein neues Meerschweinchen

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Jake kommt drüber weg Das war sein 4 Meerschweinchen in 3 Jahren

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Er wechselt sie schneller als seine Schuhe

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Nein hier geht's um mein Leben

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Alles geht zum Teufel

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Ok aber wein doch nicht wir können immer noch Freunde sein

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ЧАРЛИ Успокойся Купим Джейку новую свинку

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АЛАН За Джейка не волнуйся Это уже 4 ый Тушка за 3 года

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Он их меняет чаще чем ботинки

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Дело в моей жизни

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Всё катится к черту

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ЧАРЛИ Ладно не плач Можем остаться друзьями

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No pasa nada Podemos comprarle a Jake otro cobaya

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Jake lo superará Es su cuarto Porky en tres años

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Los gasta antes que los zapatos

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No hablo de mi vida

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Todo se va al infierno

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De acuerdo bien no llores Podemos seguir siendo amigos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:32

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.