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I've already made my wish

Two and a Half Men

I've already made my wish. - Don't you dare.- Now we're daring? Warning, forbidding, and...

Two and a Half Men • S01E19 • 2003

I've already made my wish. - Don't you dare.- Now we're daring? Warning, forbidding, and daring? I want to talk to you. - Are you hearing this?- I'm trying. - What is your problem?- You are my problem. - Why are they fighting?- They're not fighting. They're discussing. I'm a child of divorce, Dad.I know the difference. - You're a selfish, hateful person.- Maybe you should go to your room. - It's my birthday.- Ironic, huh? Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late. Actually, you're right on time.Here's $50. Take Jake to the arcade, and don't come backtill you're out of quarters. Okay. Come on, Jake. Cool. So, how was the wedding? It was a circus. Bye, honey. Have fun. You were always a cheap slutand you haven't changed. I was the slut?Miss Technically-I'm-Still-A-Virgin. Girls, that's no way to talk

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I've already made my wish

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Don't you dare Now we're daring

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Warning forbidding and daring

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I want to talk to you

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Are you hearing this I'm trying

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What is your problem You are my problem

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Why are they fighting They're not fighting They're discussing

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I'm a child of divorce Dad I know the difference

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You're a selfish hateful person Maybe you should go to your room

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It's my birthday Ironic huh

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Hi everybody

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Sorry I'm late

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Actually you're right on time Here's 50 Take Jake to the arcade

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and don't come back till you're out of quarters

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Okay Come on Jake

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Cool So how was the wedding

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It was a circus

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Bye honey Have fun

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You were always a cheap slut and you haven't changed

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I was the slut Miss Technically I'm Still A Virgin

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Girls that's no way to talk

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أنا طفل مر بحالة طلاق يا أبي أعرف الفارق

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أنت شخص بغيض وأناني لربما يجب أن تذهب لغرفتك

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إنه عيد ميلادي مفارقة صحيح

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مرحبا جميعا آسفة على التأخير

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في الواقع أنت في الوقت المناسب هاك 50 دولار خذ جايك إلى الرواق

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ولا تعودا حتى ينفذ المال منكما حسنا هيا يا جايك

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رائع إذن كيف كان الزفاف كان سيرك

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وداعا يا عزيزي استمتع بوقتك لقد كنت دوما عاهرة ساقطة ولم تتغيري

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كنت أنا الساقطة يا آنسة أنا لازلت تقنيا عذراء

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يا فتيات هذه ليست طريقة للنقاش

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منذ أن كنا أطفال وكل شيء أحبه تأخذيه ولكنك لن تأخذي زوجي السابق

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أتحبيني ماذا كلا أنا أحاول توضيح أمر هنا

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جوديث إن أردت ألن فقد كان يمكنني فعل هذا منذ زمن طويل

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ما الذي يعنيه هذا بحق الجحيم

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J'ai déjà fait mon souhait

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Tu devrais avoir honte La honte maintenant

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Les avertissements les interdits la honte

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Il faut que je te parle

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Tu entends ça J'essaie

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C'est quoi ton problème C'est toi

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Pourquoi elles se disputent Elles ne font que discuter

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Je suis un fils de divorcés papa Je connais la différence

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Tu es égoïste et détestable Tu devrais aller dans ta chambre

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C'est mon anniversaire Ironique hein

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Salut tout le monde

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Désolée pour le retard

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Rose tu tombes très bien Voilà 50 Amène Jake à la salle de jeux

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et ne revenez pas avant d'avoir tout claqué

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D'accord Viens Jake

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Alors c'était comment ce mariage

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Un vrai cirque

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Au revoir chéri amuse toi

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Tu as toujours été une petite garce et tu n'as pas changé

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C'était moi la garce Mademoiselle Sainte Nitouche

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Ce n'est pas des façons de parler

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Ich bin ein Scheidungskind Dad ich kenne den Unterschied

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JUDITH Du bist egoistisch und gemein

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Jake geh in dein Zimmer

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Ich hab Geburtstag Was für eine Ironie

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Hallöchen

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Hab mich verspätet

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Nein du kommst genau richtig Hier 50 geh mit Jake flippern

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und kommt erst wieder wenn ihr pleite seid

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Ok Komm Jake

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JAKE Cool Wie war's auf der Hochzeit

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Oh das war ein Zirkus

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Bis dann Schatz viel Vergnügen

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Du warst immer eine Schlampe und hast dich nicht verändert

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Ach was Und das sagst du Miss Theoretisch bin ich ja noch Jungfrau

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ALAN Mädels so könnt ihr doch nicht miteinander reden

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Schon als wir klein waren hast du mir weggenommen was ich geliebt habe

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aber meinen Ex Mann nimmst du mir nicht weg

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Du liebst mich Was Nein

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Ich will hier nur was klarstellen

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Wenn ich Alan gewollt hätte hätte ich ihn haben können

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Was willst du damit sagen

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Мои родители разведены Я знаю разницу

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Ты бессовестная мерзкая эгоистка Может ты пойдешь в свою комнату

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Это мой день рождения Нелепо да

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Всем привет

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Простите за опоздание

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Ты вовремя Роуз Возьми 50 своди Джейка в зал игровых автоматов

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Не возвращайтесь пока все не потратите

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Ладно Пошли Джейк

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Круто Как свадьба

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Просто цирк

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Пока дорогой Веселись

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Ты всегда была дешевой шлюхой и нисколько не изменилась

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Я была шлюхой Формально я до сих пор девственница

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Девочки так нельзя

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С самого детства ты отбирала у меня все что я любила

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Но ты не отберешь моего бывшего мужа

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Ты меня любишь Что Нет

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Я пытаюсь объяснить

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Джудит если бы я хотела Алана он давно был бы моим

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Что это значит

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Yo ya pedí un deseo

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No te atrevas Ahora el verbo es atreverse

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Advertir prohibir y atreverse

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Quiero hablar contigo

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Escuchaste eso Es lo que intento

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Qué problema tienes Tú eres mi problema

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Por qué se pelean No se pelean Están hablando

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Soy un hijo del divorcio papá Reconozco la diferencia

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Eres una persona egoísta y odiosa Sería mejor que fueras a tu cuarto

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Es mi cumpleaños Qué irónico no

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Hola amigos

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Perdón por llegar tarde

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No llegas justo a tiempo Toma 50 llévalo a los videojuegos

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y no vuelvan hasta que no se acaben las monedas

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Bueno Vamos Jake

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Buenísimo Dime cómo estuvo la boda

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Fue un circo

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Adiós hijo Que te diviertas

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Siempre fuiste una ramera barata y no has cambiado nada

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Yo era una ramera Y tú Técnicamente aún soy virgen

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Chicas no hablen así

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:42

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

19

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.