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Two and a Half Men

Just get up here, you jackass. Hi, Charlie. Who's your cute friend? Hi, Darlene. This is...

Just get up here, you jackass. Hi, Charlie. Who's your cute friend? Hi, Darlene. This is my brother, Alan. Come, please, join us. - Hi, Alan. This is my friend, Annette.- Hi. - Hello.- Hey, he is cute. You are. You know, Alan, Annette is a seat-fillerfor most of the major awards shows. - Is that so?- Yeah, it's a big responsibility. 'Cause when a celebritygets up to go the bathroom, they don't want to havean empty seat on TV. Understandable. You know who pees a lot? Jeff Bridges

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Just get up here you jackass
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Hi Charlie Who's your cute friend
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Hi Darlene This is my brother Alan
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Come please join us
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Hi Alan This is my friend Annette Hi
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Hello Hey he is cute
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You are
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You know Alan Annette is a seat filler for most of the major awards shows
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Is that so Yeah it's a big responsibility
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'Cause when a celebrity gets up to go the bathroom
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they don't want to have an empty seat on TV
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Understandable
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You know who pees a lot Jeff Bridges
Available in 6 languages
Duration
46 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:18
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
22
Genres

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.