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Looks like you washed your hair instead of mine

Two and a Half Men

Looks like you washedyour hair instead of mine. I'm not in the mood, Jake. These clothes...

Two and a Half Men • S01E04 • 2003

Looks like you washedyour hair instead of mine. I'm not in the mood, Jake. These clothes look stupid. You're 10. No one cares. - You're choking me.- Trust me. You'll know when I'm choking you. I think my socks are on the wrong feet. Jake, dude, I'm right on the edge. Don't push me. I can't do this on someone else. - Charlie?- You look great, Rose. I don't think I can go through with this. What? No. Sure you can. - No, I'm going to call Andy and cancel.- No, you're not. Now listen to me. You're a wonderful woman.And this guy, Andy, is going to love you. Thanks, but you're saying thatjust to get me out of your hair. No, not just

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Looks like you washed your hair instead of mine

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I'm not in the mood Jake

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These clothes look stupid

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You're 10 No one cares

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You're choking me Trust me

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You'll know when I'm choking you

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I think my socks are on the wrong feet

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Jake dude I'm right on the edge

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Don't push me

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I can't do this on someone else

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Charlie You look great Rose

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I don't think I can go through with this

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What No Sure you can

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No I'm going to call Andy and cancel No you're not Now listen to me

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You're a wonderful woman And this guy Andy is going to love you

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Thanks but you're saying that just to get me out of your hair

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No not just

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ماذا لعب دور المأمور لم يكن كافي ا

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الآن تود أن تكون شرطي ولاية

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اضطررت للإرتجال

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هل حصلت على اللوحة

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عندما يتأز م الموقف

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فاترك غنيمتك وراءك

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إذن كل هذا العمل مقابل لا شيء

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ربما لا

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On dirait que tu as lavé tes cheveux au lieu des miens

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Je suis pas d'humeur Jake

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J'ai l'air ridicule dans ces vêtements

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Tu as dix ans Personne te voit

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Tonton tu m'étouffes Écoute moi

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Quand je t'étoufferai pour de vrai tu le sauras

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Je crois que mes chaussettes sont à l'envers

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Jake écoute j'approche la crise de nerfs

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Me pousse pas à bout

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Je sais pas faire le n ud sur un autre

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Charlie Tu es magnifique

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Je me sens pas capable de faire ce qu'on a dit

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Quoi Non tu peux le faire

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Je vais appeler Andy et annuler Non tu vas y aller

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Tu es quelqu'un d'exceptionnel et je sais qu'Andy va t'adorer

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C'est gentil mais tu dis ça pour que je te laisse tranquille

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Non pas seulement

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ДЖЕЙК Словно голову мыл ты а не я

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ЧАРЛИ Я не в настроении Джейк

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ДЖЕЙК В этой одежде я глупо выгляжу

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ЧАРЛИ Тебе 10 Всем плевать

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ДЖЕЙК Ты меня душишь

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ЧАРЛИ Поверь Если я стану тебя душить ты сразу поймешь

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ДЖЕЙК И носки надеты не на ту ногу

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ЧАРЛИ Джейк чувак я на грани

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Не искушай

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Не умею завязавать не на себе

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РОУЗ Чарли

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ЧАРЛИ Отлично выглядишь Роуз

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РОУЗ По моему у меня не получится

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ЧАРЛИ Ну что ты еще как получится

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РОУЗ Нет я позвоню Энди и всё отменю

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ЧАРЛИ Ни в кое случае Ты прекрасная женщина и Энди точно в тебя влюбится

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РОУЗ Спасибо но ты так говоришь только чтобы я ушла

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ЧАРЛИ Нет не только

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Parece que lavaste tu cabello en lugar del mío

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No estoy de humor

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Esta ropa me hace ver estúpido

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Tienes 10 años a nadie le importa

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Me estás sofocando

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Créeme sabrás cuando te esté sofocando

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Creo que me puse mal los calcetines

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Jake amigo estoy a punto de

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No me obligues

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No puedo hacer esto en otra persona

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Charlie

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Te ves genial Rose

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Creo que no puedo seguir con esto

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Qué No claro que puedes

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No llamaré a Andy para cancelar

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No no lo harás escúchame

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Eres una mujer maravillosa y este tipo te adorará

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Gracias pero sólo dices eso para deshacerte de mí

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No no sólo por eso

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:47

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.