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Mom, you okay?

Two and a Half Men

Mom, you okay? Yeah, go back to bed, Charlie. No, I'm up. It's hard to sleep after a big...

Two and a Half Men • S01E06 • 2003

Mom, you okay? Yeah, go back to bed, Charlie. No, I'm up. It's hard to sleep after a big show. Thank you for that. Brought back some nice memories. You still got some chops, Mom. You were rushingthe tempo towards the end there. Sorry, I always get a little carried awaywhen you do the James Brown medley. Charlie. Your mother's a real sad case, isn't she? You'll get over him. There's other guys. He never even called.Never even said goodbye. Maybe he was scared. Of what? I knew there were no promises, no strings. That doesn't mean therecan't be common courtesy

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Mom you okay

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Yeah go back to bed Charlie

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No I'm up

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It's hard to sleep after a big show

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Thank you for that

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Brought back some nice memories

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You still got some chops Mom

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You were rushing the tempo towards the end there

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Sorry I always get a little carried away when you do the James Brown medley

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Charlie

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Your mother's a real sad case isn't she

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You'll get over him There's other guys

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He never even called Never even said goodbye

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Maybe he was scared

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Of what

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I knew there were no promises no strings

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That doesn't mean there can't be common courtesy

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أمي هل أنتي بخير

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عد للسرير تشارلي

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لا أنا مستيقظ

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من الصعب النوم بعد عرض كبير

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شكرا لك لذالك الأمر

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أعدت بعض الذكريات الرائعه

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مازال لدي بعض المقطوعات يا أمي

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لقد كنت تسرع الأيقاع عند نهاية الأغنيه

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أنني دائما أندمج عندما تدمجين بعض من جيمس براون بالأغنيه

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تشارلي

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أمك قضيه محزنه أليس كذالك

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ستتجاوزين هذا هناك رجال أخرون

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أنه لم يتصل حتى

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لم يودعني حتى

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ربما

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ربما كان خائفا

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من ماذا

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لقد كنت أعرف أنه لم يكن هناك وعود أو إلتزامات

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ذالك لا يعني أنه لا يمكن أن يكون هناك أي مجامله مشتركه

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Maman ça va

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Oui retourne te coucher Charlie

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Je dors pas

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Je dors jamais bien après un concert

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Merci d'avoir fait ça

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Ça m'a rappelé le bon vieux temps

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Tu as encore la pêche maman

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Tu as accéléré le tempo dans la dernière chanson

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Désolé je m'emporte toujours quand tu chantes le medley de James Brown

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Charlie

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Ta mère est un cas consternant n'est ce pas

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Tu vas vite l'oublier ce type Il y en aura d'autres

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Il n'a même pas appelé Même pas pour dire au revoir

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Peut être qu'il a eu peur

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Peur de quoi

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Je savais qu'on ne s'était rien promis

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Ça ne veut pas dire qu'on doit manquer de respect pour l'autre

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Ja geh wieder ins Bett Charlie

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Ich bin noch auf

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Man schläft nicht gut ein nach einer großen Show

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Vielen Dank

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Hat ein paar schöne Erinnerungen geweckt

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Du hast immer noch was drauf Mom

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Du hast gegen Ende das Tempo angezogen

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Entschuldigung Es geht mit mir durch wenn ich dein James Brown Medley höre

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Charlie

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Deine Mutter ist ein hoffnungsloser Fall was

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Du wirst über ihn wegkommen Die Welt ist voller Kerle

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Er hat nicht mal angerufen Und hat sich nicht verabschiedet

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Er hat vielleicht Angst gehabt

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Wovor denn

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Ich wusste dass wir uns nicht auf ewig binden wollten

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nur kann man sich doch an die einfachsten Höflichkeitsregeln halten

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Es tut so weh dass ich ihm so wenig bedeutet habe

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Мама с тобой все хорошо

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Да возвращайся в постель Чарли

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Нет я не сплю

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После большого концерта трудно уснуть

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Спасибо что аккомпанировал мне

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Навеяло хорошие воспоминания

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У тебя все еще красивый голос мама

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Ты ускорил темп в конце

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Извини меня всегда заносит когда ты поешь попурри из Джеймса Брауна

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Чарли

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Твоя мать печальное зрелище правда

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Ты его забудешь Есть другие мужчины

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Он даже не позвонил Даже не попрощался

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Может он боялся

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Чего

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Я знала что у нас отношения без обещаний без обязательств

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Это не значит что надо забывать о приличиях

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Mamá Estás bien

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Si vuelve a la cama Charlie

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No estoy levantado

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Es difícil dormir después de un gran show

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Gracias por eso

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Trajo hermosos recuerdos

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Todavía tienes algo de voz mamá

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Acelerabas el ritmo en el final

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Perdón siempre me entusiasmo un poco cuando lo combinas con James Brown

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Charlie

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Tu madre es un caso lamentable No es así

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Lo superarás Hay otros hombres

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Ni siquiera llamó Ni siquiera se despidió

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A lo mejor estaba asustado

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De qué

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Yo sabía que no había promesas ni compromisos

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Eso no significa que no tenga que ser cortés

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.