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Morning, Berta

Two and a Half Men

Morning, Berta. Need some help? Yeah. Come to my houseand explain to my daughter that we...

Two and a Half Men • S01E14 • 2003

Morning, Berta. Need some help? Yeah. Come to my houseand explain to my daughter that we don't put up bail for cute guyswith Costa Rican passports. - Morning.- I got your groceries, Charlie. You owe me $74. - Why didn't you just use my credit card?- I tried. Funny story

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Morning Berta Need some help

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Yeah Come to my house and explain to my daughter

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that we don't put up bail for cute guys with Costa Rican passports

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Morning I got your groceries Charlie

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You owe me 74

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Why didn't you just use my credit card I tried

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Funny story

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صباح الخير يا بيرتا أبحاجة لبعض المساعدة

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أجل تعال لمنزلي وفسر لابنتي

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بأننا لا ندفع كفالة الرجال الوسماء الذين بحملوا جواز سفر كوستاريكي

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صباح الخير لدي بقالتك يا تشارلي

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أنت تدينني بـ 74 دولار

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لم لم تستخدمي بطاقتي الإئتمانية فحسب لقد حاولت

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قصة مضحكة

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Bonjour Berta Un coup de main peut être

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Oui venez chez moi expliquer à ma fille

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qu'on ne paie pas la caution des beaux Costariciens

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Bonjour J'ai fait vos courses Charlie

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Vous me devez 74

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Fallait utiliser ma carte de crédit J'ai essayé

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Et voilà le résultat

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Morgen Berta Kann ich Ihnen was helfen

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BERTA Kommen Sie zu mir und erklären meiner Tochter

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dass wir für Jungs mit costaricanischen Pässen keine Bürgschaft leisten

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CHARLIE Morgen BERTA Ich hab für Sie eingekauft

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BERTA Sie schulden mir 74

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Bezahlten Sie nicht mit meiner Karte Hab's versucht

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Verrückte Geschichte

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Доброе утро Берта Помочь тебе

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Да Приди ко мне домой и объясни моей дочери

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что мы не платим залог за смазливых парней с костариканскими паспортами

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Доброе утро Я купила тебе продукты Чарли

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Ты должен мне 74 доллара

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Почему ты не заплатила моей кредиткой Я пыталась

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Забавная история

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Buenos días Berta Necesitas ayuda

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Sí Ven a mi casa y explícale a mi hija

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que no pagamos fianza por los matones

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con pasaporte de Costa Rica

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Buenas Tengo tus comestibles Charlie

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Me debes 74 dólares

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Por qué no usaste mi tarjeta de crédito

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Lo intenté

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Es una historia graciosa

Available in 6 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

34

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:33

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.