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My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight

Two and a Half Men

My brother, Alan, warned menot to go out with you tonight. That's funny. Everybody warned...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

My brother, Alan, warned menot to go out with you tonight. That's funny. Everybody warned menot to go out with you. It worked for Romeo and Juliet, up until the poison and the stabbing. Charlie, I have a confession. I haven't been out with a man otherthan my husband in 12 years. That's not a problem. A couple of things have changed,I can bring you up to date. Please do. All right, well, nowadays,women pay for dinner

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My brother Alan warned me not to go out with you tonight

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That's funny

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Everybody warned me not to go out with you

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It worked for Romeo and Juliet

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up until the poison and the stabbing

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Charlie I have a confession

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I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years

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That's not a problem

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A couple of things have changed I can bring you up to date

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Please do

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All right well nowadays women pay for dinner

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أخي ألن حذرني بألا أخرج معك الليله

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هذا مضحك

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الجميع حذزني بألا أخرج معك

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لقد نجح بالنسبه لروميو وجوليت

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إلى أن طعنو وسممو

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تشارلي لدي أعتراف

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لم أخرج مع رجل ما عادا زوجي خلال إثنى عشر سنه

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هذه ليست مشكله

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بعض الأشياء تغيرت لكن يمكنني ان أطلعك بالتغيرت

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رجاء أفعل

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حسنا

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في هذه الأيام النساء يدفعن للعشاء

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Mon frère Alan m'a dit de ne pas sortir avec vous ce soir

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C'est drôle

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C'est ce que tout le monde m'a dit sur vous

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Ça a bien marché pour Roméo et Juliette

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Jusqu'au poison et au coup de poignard

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J'ai une confession à vous faire

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Je ne suis pas sortie avec un autre homme que mon mari depuis 12 ans

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Ce n'est pas un problème

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Deux trois choses ont changé Mais on va rattraper ça

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Volontiers

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Sachez qu'aujourd'hui les femmes paient au restaurant

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Et bien sûr elles se donnent aussi en nature

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Mein Bruder hat mich davor gewarnt mit Ihnen auszugehen

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Witzig

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Und mich haben alle davor gewarnt mit Ihnen auszugehen

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Bei Romeo und Julia hat es funktioniert

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Na ja bis auf das mit dem Gift und dem Dolch

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Charlie wissen Sie was

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Ich bin seit 12 Jahren mit niemandem als meinem Mann ausgegangen

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Das ist kein Problem

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Einiges ist neu ich bringe Sie auf den neuesten Stand

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Bitte gern

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Also dann gut Heutzutage bezahlen die Frauen das Essen

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ЧАРЛИ Брат Алан не советовал мне с тобой встречаться

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КЕЙТ Забавно То же самое мне говорили про тебя

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ЧАРЛИ Ромео с Джульеттой тоже не послушались правда потом был яд и кинжал

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КЕЙТ Чарли я хочу признаться за 12 лет у меня не было других мужчин кроме мужа

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ЧАРЛИ Ничего страшного Тут мало что изменилось я введу тебя в курс

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КЕЙТ Давай

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ЧАРЛИ Ну что ж

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Теперь за ужин платит женщина

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Mi hermano me advirtió que no saliera contigo esta noche

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Es gracioso

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Todos me advirtieron que no saliese contigo

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Trabajé para Romeo y Julieta

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justo hasta el veneno y las puñaladas

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Charlie tengo que confesar algo

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No he salido con otro hombre que no fuese mi marido en 12 años

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Eso no es problema

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Han cambiado un par de cosas pero puedo ponerte al día

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Hazlo por favor

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Está bien hoy en día las mujeres pagan la cena

Available in 6 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:04

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.