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Never mix tequila and scotch

Two and a Half Men

Never mix tequila and scotch. Morning, Uncle Charlie. Jake, buddy. Dad said you'd never...

Two and a Half Men • S01E05 • 2003

Never mix tequila and scotch. Morning, Uncle Charlie. Jake, buddy. Dad said you'd never getup to go to soccer with me. But I said, he promised. So he was wrong

Full Transcript

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Morning Uncle Charlie

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Jake buddy

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Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me

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But I said he promised So he was wrong

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صباح الخير عمي تشارلي

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جيك صديقي

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أبي قال أنك لن تستيقظ لتذهب معي للمباراه

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لكنني قلت يا ها لقد وعدني لهذا هو مخطىء ها ها

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ДЖЕЙК Привет дядя Чарли

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ЧАРЛИ Привет Джейк

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ДЖЕЙК Папа сказал ты проспишь и не пойдешь на футбол А я сказал ха ха он обещал

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И папа ошибся Ха ха

Available in 6 languages

Duration

14 seconds

Views

201

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:14

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.