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No offense

Two and a Half Men

No offense. Okay. Now, Alan, how do you feelabout what Charlie just shared? I think he's...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

No offense. Okay. Now, Alan, how do you feelabout what Charlie just shared? I think he's completely off base.Yes, I get a little frustrated sometimes, and when Judith doesn't get her own way,she just keeps coming at me and coming at melike a frigging steamroller. - Crushing my spirit and my self-respect.- That's very good. But on the other hand,she's a very good mom to Jake. Okay. I'll tell you what. Let's pretend that Judith is sitting in this chair. What would you tell her right now? Boy, I don't know. I feel a little sillytalking to an empty chair. Fair enough. Charlie, do you mind? - Do I mind what?- Thank you

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No offense

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Okay

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Now Alan how do you feel about what Charlie just shared

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I think he's completely off base Yes I get a little frustrated sometimes

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and when Judith doesn't get her own way she just keeps coming at me

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and coming at me like a frigging steamroller

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Crushing my spirit and my self respect That's very good

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But on the other hand she's a very good mom to Jake

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Okay I'll tell you what Let's pretend

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that Judith is sitting in this chair

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What would you tell her right now

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Boy I don't know I feel a little silly talking to an empty chair

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Fair enough Charlie do you mind

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Do I mind what Thank you

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بدون إهانة

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حسن

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الآن يـ الن كيف هو شعورك عن ما شاركنا به شارلي قبل قليل

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أعتقد أنه مخطيء بالكامل نعم أصبح محبطا قليلا في بعض الاحيان

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وعندما جوديث لاتحصل على ما تريد بطريقتها الخاصة هي فقط تتهجم على وجهي وتتهجم علي مثل قاريء الأسطوانات بالبخار

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ساحقة لروحي المعنوية و أحترامي لذاتي هذا جيد جدا

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لكن من ناحية أخرى هي أم جيدة لـ جايك

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حسن سأخبرك بشيء دعنا نتظاهر

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أن جوديث جالسة على هذا الكرسي

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ما الذي ستقوله لها الآن

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يا ربي لا أعلم أشعر بالسخافة قليلا أن أتحدث الى كرسي خالي

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عادل بما فيه الكفاية يـ شارلي هل تمانع

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هل أمانع على ماذا شكرا

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Bon Alan que pensez vous de ce que Charlie vient de nous dire

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Je dirais en dehors du sujet C'est vrai que je suis un peu frustré

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et que si Judith n'obtient pas ce qu'elle veut elle me casse les pieds

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et elle vient me relancer comme les vagues du Pacifique

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en écrasant ma propre estime C'est excellent

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D'un autre côté c'est une merveilleuse mère pour Jake

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Très bien voilà ce qu'on va faire Nous allons faire

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comme si Judith était assise sur cette chaise

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Qu'est ce que vous lui diriez là

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J'en sais rien C'est pas facile de parler avec une chaise vide

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Je comprends Charlie vous voulez bien

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Je veux bien quoi Merci

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Alan dites à Judith ce que vous ressentez réellement

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Alan wie geht's Ihnen mit dem was Charlie gerade sagte

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Also ich finde da liegt er völlig falsch

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Ja ich bin manchmal ein wenig frustriert

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Wenn Judith nicht ihren Willen kriegt hackt sie immer auf mir rum

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und überfährt mich wie eine Dampfwalze

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Zerquetscht mir Seele und Selbstachtung Das ist wirklich gut

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Aber sie ist auch eine sehr gute Mutter für Jake

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Ok wissen Sie was Tun wir mal so

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als würde Judith auf diesem Stuhl hier sitzen

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Was würden sie ihr jetzt sagen

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Weiß ich nicht Es kommt mir komisch vor mit einem Stuhl zu reden

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Ok Charlie darf ich bitten

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Worum bitten Danke

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Also Alan sagen Sie Judith was Sie wirklich empfinden

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Ладно

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Алан что ты думаешь о том что только что высказал Чарли

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Я думаю он совершенно далек от истины

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Да иногда я бываю слегка не в себе

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и когда Джудит не получает того что хочет она продолжает доставать меня

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и доставать как паровой каток

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Давя мои чувства и самоуважение Очень хорошо

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С другой стороны она отличная мать для Джейка

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Ладно Вот что мы сделаем Представим

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что Джудит сидит на этом стуле

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Что ты ей сейчас скажешь

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Не знаю Чувствую себя идиотом говорящим с пустым стулом

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Справедливо Чарли не возражаешь

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Против чего Спасибо

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Sin ofender

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De acuerdo

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Alan qué sientes sobre lo que acaba de decir Charlie

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Creo que está completamente equivocado Sí a veces me siento un poco frustrado

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y cuando Judith no consigue lo que quiere sigue viniendo hacia mí

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y viniendo como una maldita aplanadora

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Destrozando mi espíritu y mi autoestima Eso está muy bien

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Pero por otro lado es una muy buena madre con Jake

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Bien Te diré qué haremos Imaginemos

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que Judith está sentada en esta silla

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Qué le dirías ahora mismo

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Dios no lo sé Me siento un poco tonto hablándole a una silla vacía

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Es lógico Charlie te molestaría

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Si me molestaría qué Gracias

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Duration

53 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:16:16

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.