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Oh, man!

Two and a Half Men

Oh, man! You know, I would've been happyto drive you to the airport. No, it's better to...

Two and a Half Men • S01E16 • 2003

Oh, man! You know, I would've been happyto drive you to the airport. No, it's better to say goodbye here,because LAX is hectic and crazy, and the underwire in my braalways sets off the metal detectors. You know,this doesn't have to be goodbye forever. Once we get all settled,you can come visit us. Sure

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Oh man

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You know I would've been happy to drive you to the airport

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No it's better to say goodbye here because LAX is hectic and crazy

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and the underwire in my bra always sets off the metal detectors

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You know this doesn't have to be goodbye forever

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Once we get all settled you can come visit us

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Sure

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يا رجل

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تعلمين لكنت سأكون سعيدا لو تركتيني أوصلك إلى المطار

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كلا من الأفضل أن نفترق هنا لأن مطار لوس أنجلوس محموم وجنوني

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والملابس الداخلية التي في صدريتي يتم كشفها دوما في كاشف المعادن

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أتعلم لربما لا يجب أن يكون هذا وداعا للآبد

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بمجرد أن نستقر فيمكنك أن تأتي لزيارتنا

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بالتأكيد

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La limace

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Ça m'aurait fait plaisir de te conduire à l'aéroport

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Non c'est mieux de se dire au revoir ici Dans le hall c'est toujours la panique

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Les armatures de mon soutif déclenchent les portails de détection

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Cela dit ce n'est pas un adieu définitif

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Une fois qu'on sera installées tu viendras nous voir

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Bien sûr

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Oh Mann

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Ich würde dich wirklich gern zum Flughafen fahren

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Nein Verabschieden wir uns lieber hier der Flughafen ist hektisch und verrückt

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und der Draht in meinem BH löst immer Alarm aus

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und es muss doch kein Lebewohl für immer sein

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Wenn wir uns eingerichtet haben besuchst du uns

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Klar

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Вот жуть

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Знаешь я бы с радостью отвез вас в аэропорт

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Нет лучше попрощаться тут в аэропорту суматоха и неразбериха

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а косточки моего бюстика всегда пищат в металлодетекторе

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Знаешь ведь нам не обязательно прощаться навсегда

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Как только мы обоснуемся вы сможете проведать нас

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Конечно

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Rayos

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Sabes me habría encantado llevarte al aeropuerto

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No es mejor despedirnos aquí porque el aeropuerto de LA es un lío

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y el aro de mi sostén siempre activa los detectores de metales

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No tiene que ser una despedida para siempre

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Una vez que nos acomodemos puedes venir a visitarnos

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Claro

Available in 6 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:38

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.