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Two and a Half Men

Okay, go. I know this comes as a shock to you. Please, if I had a nickel for every time a...

Okay, go. I know this comes as a shock to you. Please, if I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped meand disappeared for five years and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel. Keep them coming. I think I owe you an explanation. Who pays the nickel, by the way? Is it you or just out of some general fund? Yeah? Remember, when we broke up and I said,"It's not you, it's me"?

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Okay go
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I know this comes as a shock to you
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Please if I had a nickel for every time
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a girl dumped me and disappeared for five years
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and came back as a guy I'd have a nickel
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Keep them coming
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I think I owe you an explanation
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Who pays the nickel by the way
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Is it you or just out of some general fund
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Yeah
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Remember when we broke up and I said It's not you it's me
Available in 6 languages
Duration
34 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:44
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
18
Genres

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.