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Okay, it's been fun

Two and a Half Men

Okay, it's been fun. But I'm officially resigningas the Mayor of Booger Town. Not now,...

Two and a Half Men • S01E08 • 2003

Okay, it's been fun. But I'm officially resigningas the Mayor of Booger Town. Not now, Charlie. You know, I have tried everything I canto make you happy. I don't want to rush you or anything,but have you ever read Lord of the Flies? But you know what? You know what?I'm through. Maybe your lawyers can make you happy. Your brother's a horse's ass. Hey, let's not lose sight of whothe real victim of this divorce is. Me!

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Okay it's been fun

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But I'm officially resigning as the Mayor of Booger Town

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Not now Charlie

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You know I have tried everything I can to make you happy

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I don't want to rush you or anything but have you ever read Lord of the Flies

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But you know what You know what I'm through

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Maybe your lawyers can make you happy

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Your brother's a horse's ass

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Hey let's not lose sight of who the real victim of this divorce is

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Me

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حسنا لقد كان هذا ممتعا

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ولكنني استقيل رسميا كعمدة البلدة

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ليس الآن يا تشارلي

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أنت تعلمين أنني بذلت كل جهدي لاجعلك سعيدة

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أنا لا أريد أن أستعجلك ولكن قرأت من قبل ملك الذباب

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ولكن أتعرفين شيء لقد اكتفيت

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لربما يمكن لمحاميك أن يسعدك

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أخاك أحمق

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دعانا لا ننسى من الضحية الحقيقية في هذا الطلاق

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أنا

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Voilà C'était bien sympa

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Mais je vous présente ma démission de maire de Braillardville

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Attends c'est pas le moment

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Je peux te dire que j'ai tout essayé pour arriver à te combler

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Je ne voudrais pas vous presser mais vous avez vu La Nuit des morts vivants

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Je commence à en avoir plus qu'assez

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Demande à ton avocat il saura te rendre heureuse

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Ton frère n'est vraiment qu'un crétin

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Tu veux que je te dise qui est la véritable victime de votre divorce

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Moi

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Okay es war ja ganz nett

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Aber ich trete offiziell als Direktor des Flohzirkus zurück

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Jetzt nicht Charlie

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Ich tat was ich konnte um dich glücklich zu machen

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Ich will euch ja nicht drängen aber kennt ihr Der Herr der Fliegen

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Aber weißt du was Ich habe es satt

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Vielleicht wirst du glücklich mit deinen Anwälten

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Dein Bruder ist ein Quadratarsch

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He Vergesst nicht wer hier das wahre Opfer eurer Scheidung ist

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Nämlich ich

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Alle schreien

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Так мне было весело

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Но я официально ухожу с поста мэра деревни Козявкино

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Не сейчас Чарли

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Знаешь я ведь старался

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Я очень старался сделать тебя счастливой

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Я не хочу вас торопить но вы читали Повелителя мух

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Но знаешь что С меня хватит

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Может твои юристы сделают тебя счастливой

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Твой брат лошадиная задница

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Давайте не будем забывать кто настоящая жертва этого развода

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Я

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Bien ha sido divertido

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Pero presento mi dimisión como alcalde de Pelotilla City

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Ahora no Charlie

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Sabes Lo he intentado todo para hacerte feliz

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No quiero meteros prisa ni nada pero habéis leído El señor de las moscas

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Y sabes qué Sabes qué Se acabó

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Quizá tus abogados puedan hacerte feliz

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Tu hermano es tonto del culo

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Eh no nos olvidemos de quién es la verdadera víctima de este divorcio

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Yo

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Duration

31 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:33

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.