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Two and a Half Men

Okay, Mr. Harper, I'm gonna give youa local anesthetic here so you're gonna feel a little...

Two and a Half Men • S01E24 • 2003

Okay, Mr. Harper, I'm gonna give youa local anesthetic here so you're gonna feel a little sting. Just let me know when you're about to.Holy Mother of God! Okay, here it comes. Kidding. I got you. Now, we'll just give it a minutetill we're nice and numb. You know, we're thinking Juliet now,or maybe Julianne. Both good names. Yeah, you want a name that fits a child,but also is appropriate for an adult. Can you feel my finger? What finger? Why? What are you doing? Okay, let's start snipping

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Okay Mr Harper

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I'm gonna give you a local anesthetic here

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so you're gonna feel a little sting

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Just let me know when you're about to Holy Mother of God

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Okay here it comes Kidding

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I got you

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Now we'll just give it a minute till we're nice and numb

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You know we're thinking Juliet now or maybe Julianne

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Both good names

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Yeah you want a name that fits a child but also is appropriate for an adult

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Can you feel my finger

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What finger Why What are you doing

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Okay let's start snipping

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سأعطيك المخدر الموضعي هنا لذا ستشغر بوخزة بسيطة

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فقط أخبرني عندما توشك على يا إلهي الرحيم

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حسنا سأعطيك الآن أمزح

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تمكنت منك

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والآن سنتركك دقيقة حتى تكون مخدر

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أتعرف إننا نفكر الأن في جولييت أو جوليان

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كلاهما اسمان جيدان

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أجل فنحن نريد أن نسمي أسم يليق بطفل وملائم كبالغ أيضا

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أيمكنك الشعور بأصبعي

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أي أصبع لم ما الذي تفعله

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حسنا لنبدأ القص

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ناعومي أيمكنك احضار هذا لي

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Bon monsieur Harper

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je vais vous faire une anesthésie locale

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Vous allez sentir l'aiguille

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Dites moi juste quand vous La vache

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Voilà c'est fait Je rigole

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Je vous ai bien eu

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On va attendre une minute que l'oiseau s'endorme

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On pensait à Juliette ou Julianne

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J'aime bien les deux

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Oui il faut que le prénom aille à un enfant mais aussi à un adulte

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Vous sentez mon doigt

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Quel doigt Pourquoi Qu'est ce que vous faites

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Bon allez on coupe

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Ok Mr Harper

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ich mache Ihnen eine Lokalanästhesie

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Sie spüren jetzt einen kleinen Stich

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Sagen Sie mir wenn Sie loslegen heilige Mutter Gottes

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Ok jetzt spritze ich Ein Witz

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Sperlock kichert

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Reingelegt

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Wir warten jetzt ein Minütchen bis alles taub ist

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Wir dachten Juliet wäre schön womöglich auch Julianne

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Beides schöne Namen

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Ja Der Name soll zu einem Kind passen aber auch erwachsenengemäß sein

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Können Sie meinen Finger spüren

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Welchen Finger Warum Was machen Sie denn

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Ok jetzt können wir schnippeln

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Handy klingelt

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Seperti nenekku dengan topi mandi

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Baiklah Tn Harper

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aku akan melakukan bius lokal

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jadi kau akan merasa sedikit sakit

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Baiklah katakan saja kapan kau akan Astaga

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Baiklah ini dia Bercanda

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Aku mengerjaimu

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Sekarang kita tunggu sampai terasa kebal

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Kami berpikir akan menamai putri kami Juliet atau Julianne

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Keduanya bagus

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Ya tetapi namanya harus cocok untuk saat dia anak anak dan juga setelah dewasa

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Apa kau bisa merasakan jariku

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Jari apa Kenapa Apa yang kau lakukan

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Итак м р Харпер

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я вколю вам местный анестетик

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Вы почувствуете укольчик

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Только скажите когда Господи Иисусе

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Так сейчас будет укол Шучу

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Подловил

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Подождем минутку чтобы все онемело

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Мы теперь думаем о Джульетте или Джулианне

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Оба имени хорошие

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Да Хочется выбрать имя которое шло бы и ребенку и взрослому

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Вы чувствуете мой палец

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Какой палец Что вы там делаете

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Так пора чикать

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Muy bien Sr Harper

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Voy a darle anestesia local aquí

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Luego va a sentir un pequeño piquete

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Solo dime cuando vas a hacer eso VIRGEN SANTISIMA

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Ok ahora Estoy bromeando

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Te atrape

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Ahora vamos esperar un minuto para esperar que duerma

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Sabe ahora pensamos ponerle el nombre de Juliet o talvez Julianne

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Ambos son buenos

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Si un nombre apropiado para una niña y para un adulto

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Puede sentir mi dedo

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Que dedo Porque Que esta haciendo

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Ok vamos a empezar a cortar

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Duration

38 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:23

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

24

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.