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Okay, we'll make a list

Two and a Half Men

Okay, we'll make a list. The pros and cons of continuingyour relationship with Bill. -...

Two and a Half Men • S01E18 • 2003

Okay, we'll make a list. The pros and cons of continuingyour relationship with Bill. - Mom?- Well, he certainly understands women. Okay, that's a pro. He used to be a woman. I'll put con. He slept with Charliewhen he was a woman. Pro. No, wait, con. Definitely con. - He knows what I like in bed.- He knows what I like in bed. We'll call that a wash. - What's the score?- It's about even. He's gorgeous. He can afford beach-front property and he's got a trunk full of fabulous shoesthat fit me perfectly. Don't wait up, Mommy's got a date

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Okay we'll make a list

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The pros and cons of continuing your relationship with Bill

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Mom Well he certainly understands women

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Okay that's a pro

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He used to be a woman

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I'll put con

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He slept with Charlie when he was a woman

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Pro No wait con Definitely con

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He knows what I like in bed He knows what I like in bed

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We'll call that a wash

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What's the score It's about even

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He's gorgeous

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He can afford beach front property

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and he's got a trunk full of fabulous shoes that fit me perfectly

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Don't wait up Mommy's got a date

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حسنا سنعد قائمة

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فوائد ومضار علاقتك بـ بيل

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أمي حسنا إنه بالتأكيد يفهم النساء

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حسنا هذه منفعة

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لقد كان امرأة

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هذه مضار

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لقد ضاجع تشارلي عندما كان امرأة

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فائدة كلا مهلا مضار بالتأكيد مضار

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إنه يعلم ما أريده في المضاجعة إنه يعلم ما أريده في المضاجعة

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سنسمي هذا بالتعادل

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ما النتيجة متعادلة حتى الآن

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إنه رائع

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يمكنه تحمل امتلاك منزل أمام الشاطئ

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ولديه صندوق من الأحذية الرائعة التي تناسبني تماما

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لا تنتظرا والدتكما لديها موعد

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Très bien On va faire une liste

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Avec les pour et les contre pour poursuivre ta relation amoureuse avec Bill

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Maman Il comprend les femmes

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D'accord alors ça c'est pour

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C'est normal il a été une femme

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Je le mets dans les contre

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Il a couché avec Charlie quand il était une femme

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Pour Quoi Non attends contre Évidemment contre

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Au lit il sait ce que j'apprécie Il savait aussi ce que j'appréciais

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Ces deux là s'annulent dans ce cas

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Où en est le score Vous êtes à égalité

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Il est très beau

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Il a les moyens de s'acheter une propriété sur la mer

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et il a une malle remplie de fabuleuses chaussures qui me vont à la perfection

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Vous avez compris maman va garder son jules

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Okay machen wir eine Liste

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Die Pros und Contras für dein Verhältnis mit Bill

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Mom Er hat zweifellos Verständnis für Frauen

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Ok das zählt zu Pro

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Er war mal eine Frau

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Das kommt zu Contra

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Er hat mit Charlie geschlafen als er noch eine Frau war

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Pro Nein warte eindeutig contra

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Er kennt meine sexuellen Vorlieben Er kennt meine sexuellen Vorlieben

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Sagen wir unentschieden

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Wie viel steht's Ungefähr gleich

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Er ist großartig

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EVELYN Er kann sich ein Haus am Strand leisten

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und er hat einen Schrank voller hübscher Damenschuhe die mir perfekt passen

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Also bis irgendwann Mami hat ein Date

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Итак составим список

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Все за и против твоих отношений с Биллом

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Мам Он определенно понимает женщин

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Это плюс

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Он был женщиной

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Это минус

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Он спал с Чарли когда был девушкой

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Плюс Нет подожди минус Определенно минус

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Он знает что я люблю в постели Он знает что я люблю в постели

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Не будем это засчитывать

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Какой счет Одинаково

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Он прекрасен

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Он может позволить дом на пляже

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и у него есть чемодан чудесных туфель которые идеально мне подходят

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Не ждите меня у мамочки свидание

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Bien haremos una lista

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Las ventajas y desventajas de que continúes tu relación con Bill

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Mamá Sin duda entiende mucho a las mujeres

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Bien ésa es una ventaja

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Era una mujer

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Lo pondré como desventaja

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Se acostó con Charlie cuando era mujer

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Ventaja No espera desventaja Definitivamente desventaja

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Sabe lo que me gusta en la cama Sabe lo que me gusta a mí en la cama

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Eso es ambas cosas

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Cuál es el resultado Está parejo

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Es apuesto

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Puede pagar propiedades sobre la playa

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y tiene un baúl lleno de zapatos fabulosos que me quedan perfectos

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No me espereis despiertos mamá tiene una cita

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Duration

60 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:40

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

18

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.