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Okay, we're done here

Two and a Half Men

Okay, we're done here. Don't put your juice box on the piano,it leaves a ring. How could a...

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

Okay, we're done here. Don't put your juice box on the piano,it leaves a ring. How could a box leave a ring? Got to run to the grocery store. I'm gonna need somebodyto fold these clothes. I don't know if the grocery store is the first place I'd go for that,but good luck. Remember, you're being punished.So, no TV, no computer, no GameBoy. I need you to be my eyes and ears. Okay, but you have to bemy liver and prostate. Whoa, whose is this? Charlie, you want to field that one? No problem. Jake, sometimes when youhave a casual sexual relationship... All right! Jake, we take in strangers' laundrybecause we're poor. I'll be back in an hour.Start folding. No TV

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Okay we're done here

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Don't put your juice box on the piano it leaves a ring

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How could a box leave a ring

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Got to run to the grocery store

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I'm gonna need somebody to fold these clothes

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I don't know if the grocery store

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is the first place I'd go for that but good luck

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Remember you're being punished So no TV no computer no GameBoy

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I need you to be my eyes and ears

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Okay but you have to be my liver and prostate

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Whoa whose is this

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Charlie you want to field that one

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No problem Jake sometimes when you have a casual sexual relationship

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All right

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Jake we take in strangers' laundry because we're poor

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I'll be back in an hour Start folding No TV

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حسنا لقد إنتهينا من هنا

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لا تترك علبة العصير على البيانو انها تترك علامه دائريه

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كيف يمكن لعلبه أن تترك علامه دائريه

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علي ان أركض لمخزن البقاله لذا سأحتاج شخص ليطوي هذه الملابس

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لا أعرف إذا كان محل مخزن البقاله هو المكان الأول أذهبه لهذا الأمر

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لكن حظا سعيدا

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أوه تذكر انت معاقب لذا لا يسمح لك بمشاهدة التلفاز ولا كمبيوتر أو جيم بوي

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تشارلي أريدك ان تكون عيني وأذني

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حسنا لكن يجيب عليك ان تكون كبدي وبروستاتي

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واو من هذا

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تشارلي هل تريد معالجة هذا الأمر

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لا يوجد مشكله جيك عندما يكون لديك علاقه جنسيه

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حسنا حسنا

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جيك نحن نغسل ملابس الغرباء لاننا فقراء

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سأعود خلال ساعه أبدأ بالطوي ولا تشاهد التلفاز

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Je crois que la leçon est finie

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Ne pose pas ta brique de jus de fruit sur le piano Ça laisse des cercles

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Comment une brique ferait un cercle

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Faut que je fonce au supermarché

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J'ai besoin que quelqu'un m'aide à plier ça

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Je ne sais pas si tu trouveras

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de l'aide au supermarché mais bonne chance

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Et tu es puni Donc pas de télé pas d'ordinateur et pas de console

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Sois mes yeux et mes oreilles

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D'accord Mais toi sois mon foie et ma prostate

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C'est à qui ce truc

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Vas y toi qui as de la répartie

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Bien Jake il peut arriver quand on a des relations sexuelles occasionnelles

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C'est bon ça va

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Jake on doit laver le linge des autres parce qu'on est pauvres

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Je rentre dans une heure Pliez tout ça et pas de télé

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Ok hören wir auf

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Stell deine Saftschachtel nicht auf den Flügel das gibt einen Ring

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Wie kann es von einer Schachtel einen Ring geben

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Ich muss in den Supermarkt

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Jemand muss die Wäsche zusammenlegen

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Ich weiß nicht ob der Supermarkt

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dafür die beste Adresse ist aber viel Glück

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ALAN Denk dran du hast Hausarrest also kein Fernsehen Computer oder Gameboy

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Du bist für mich Augen und Ohren

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Ok dafür bist du meine Leber und meine Prostata

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Wow wem gehört denn das

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Charlie willst du das übernehmen

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Kein Problem Jake in einer zwanglosen sexuellen Beziehung kann es

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Schon gut

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Jake wir waschen für Fremde weil wir arm sind

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Ich bin in einer Stunde zurück legt die Wäsche zusammen und kein TV

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ЧАРЛИ Ладно мы закончили

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Не ставь пакет с соком на рояль

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Останутся круги

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ДЖЕЙК Как от него могу остаться круги

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АЛАН Еду за продуктами Нужно сложить бельё

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ЧАРЛИ В продовольственном с этим вряд ли помогут но удачи

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АЛАН Не забудь ты наказан

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Ни телевизора ни компьютера ни видео игр

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Чарли будешь моими глазами и ушами

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ЧАРЛИ А ты моей печенью и простатой

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ДЖЕЙК Ого это чьё

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АЛАН Чарли не хочешь ему ответить

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ЧАРЛИ Легко

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Джейк иногда после случайных половых связей

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АЛАН Так всё всё

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Джейк мы стираем чужое бельё

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потому что мы бедны

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Вернусь через час Складывайте И никакого телевизора

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Bueno ya está

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No pongas tu zumo sobre el piano deja marca

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Cómo puede un zumo dejar marca

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Tengo que correr a la tienda

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Necesitaré alguien que doble esta ropa

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No sé si la tienda de comida

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es el primer sitio al que iría Buena suerte

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Recuerda que estás castigado Ni tele ni ordenador ni GameBoy

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Tienes que ser mis ojos y mis oídos

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Vale pero tú serás mi hígado y mi próstata

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Vaya de quién es esto

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Charlie quieres contestar

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Seguro Jake a veces cuando tienes una relación sexual ocasional

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De acuerdo

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Jake aceptamos la colada de extraños porque somos pobres

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Volveré en una hora Empezad a doblar Nada de tele

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:24

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.