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Pick a stupid show and live with it

Two and a Half Men

Pick a stupid show and live with it. - Forget it, I'll just go to my room.- Jake, wait....

Two and a Half Men • S01E20 • 2003

Pick a stupid show and live with it. - Forget it, I'll just go to my room.- Jake, wait. Nice going, cool uncle. Now it's my fault? Let me tell you something,between you and your whacko wife, I'm an oasis of normality around here

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Pick a stupid show and live with it

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Forget it I'll just go to my room Jake wait

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Nice going cool uncle

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Now it's my fault

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Let me tell you something between you and your whacko wife

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I'm an oasis of normality around here

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اختر برنامجا سخيفا واصبر عليه

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لم أعد أريد سأذهب لغرفتي جيك انتظر

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أحسنت أيها العم الرائع

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أصبحت غلطتي الآن

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دعني أخبرك بشيء بينكما أنت وزوجتك المجنونة أنا الواحة الطبيعية الوحيدة هنا

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Choisis une émission débile et fais avec

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Laisse tomber je vais dans ma chambre Jake attends

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Très joli coup l'oncle à la cool

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Et là c'est ma faute

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Alors écoute moi bien Comparé à toi et à ta femme givrée

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je suis une oasis de normalité pour cet enfant

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Klick auf was Dämliches und leb damit

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Vergiss es ich geh in mein Zimmer Jake warte

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Gut gemacht du cooler Onkel

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Ach jetzt bin ich daran schuld

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Also hör mal Neben dir und deiner verrückten Frau

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bin ich eine Oase größter Normalität

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Выбери тупое шоу и смотри его

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Нет я пойду к себе Джейк подожди

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Отлично крутой дядя

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Теперь я виноват

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Если сравнивать с тобой и твоей странной женой

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то я просто оазис нормальности

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Escoge un estúpido programa y ya

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Olvídalo iré a mi cuarto Jake espera

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Bien hecho tío genial

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Ahora es mi culpa

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Déjame decirte algo entre tú y tu esposa loca

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yo soy un oasis de normalidad

Available in 6 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:42

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

20

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.