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Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat

Two and a Half Men

Please, if she has one more facelift,she'll be wearing her ass as a hat. Jake, honey, turn...

Two and a Half Men • S01E11 • 2003

Please, if she has one more facelift,she'll be wearing her ass as a hat. Jake, honey, turn the TV down,Grandmommy's on the telephone. I'm sorry, what? No, I'm just spendinga little quality time with my grandson. He's an amazing boy.We're very close, two peas in a pod. What? Hold on. Jake, how old are you? - Ten.- Seven. I said, "Ten. " If I'm 55, you're seven. He's an adorable boy,and he just loves me so much. Jake, tell my friend, Cheryl,how much you love Grandmommy. Go on, darling. I'm 10

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Please if she has one more facelift she'll be wearing her ass as a hat

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Jake honey

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turn the TV down Grandmommy's on the telephone

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I'm sorry what

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No I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson

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He's an amazing boy We're very close two peas in a pod

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What Hold on

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Jake how old are you

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Ten Seven

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I said Ten

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If I'm 55 you're seven

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He's an adorable boy and he just loves me so much

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Jake tell my friend Cheryl how much you love Grandmommy

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Go on darling

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I'm 10

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رجاء إن قامت بتعديل أكثر فستحمل مؤخرتها كقبعة

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عزيزي جايك

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اخفض صوت التلفاز فجدتك تتحدث على الهاتف

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آسفة ماذا

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كلا أنا أقضي وقت ممتع مع حفيدي فحسب

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إنه فتى رائع نحن مقربان جدا كحبين بازلاء بقدر

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ماذا مهلا

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جايك كم عمرك

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عشر سنوات سبع سنوات

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لقد قلت عشر سنوات

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إن كنت بعمر الـ 55 فأنت بعمر السابعة

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إنه فتى محبب وهو يحبني كثيرا

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جايك اخبر صديقتي شيريل كم أنت تحب جدتك

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هيا يا عزيزي

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انا بعمر العاشرة

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Pitié si elle fait un lifting de plus elle va se retrouver avec les fesses sur la tête

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Jake chéri

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baisse un peu la télé grand mère est au téléphone

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Excuse moi quoi

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Non je passe seulement un bon moment avec mon petit fils

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C'est un enfant charmant Nous sommes très proches C'est l'amour de ma vie

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Quoi Attends

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Jake quel âge as tu

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Dix ans Sept ans

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J'ai dit Dix ans

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Si j'ai 55 ans tu as sept ans

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C'est un garçon adorable et il m'aime énormément

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Jake trésor dis à mon amie Cheryl que tu adores ta grand maman

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Vas y mon chéri

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J'ai dix ans

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Oh ich bitte dich sie hat einen Spitzbart

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wenn sie sich noch einmal liften lässt

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Jake Schatz

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Mach den Fernseher leise Oma telefoniert doch

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Tut mir Leid Was

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Nein Ich verbring gerade ein paar Mußestunden mit meinem Enkel

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Er ist ein phantastischer Junge wir sind uns sehr ähnlich Wie ein Ei dem anderen

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Was Warte

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Jake Wie alt bist du noch

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10 7

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Ich sagte 10

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Wenn ich 55 bin dann bist du 7

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Der Kleine ist zum Küssen und er hat mich über alles lieb

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Oh Jake sag meiner Freundin Cheryl wie lieb du deine Oma hast

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EVELYN Na los sag schon Schatz

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Ich bin 10

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Если она сделает еще хоть одну подтяжку у нее зад будет вместо шляпы

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Джейк деточка

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сделай потише бабушка говорит по телефону

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Что прости

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Нет Просто наслаждаюсь драгоценными минутами с внуком

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Он замечательный мальчик Мы так близки просто неразлучны

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Что Погоди

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Джейк сколько тебе лет

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Десять Семь

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Я сказал Десять

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Если мне 55 то тебе семь

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Он чудесный мальчик и так сильно меня любит

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Джейк скажи моей подруге Шерил как ты любишь свою бабулечку

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Давай детка

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Si se hace otro lifting se pondrá el culo por sombrero

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Jake

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baja el volumen la abuela está al teléfono

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Qué

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No sólo estoy pasando un rato con mi nieto

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Es fantástico Estamos muy unidos nos parecemos mucho

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Qué Espera

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Jake cuántos años tienes

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Diez Siete

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He dicho diez

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Si yo tengo 55 tú tienes siete

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Es un chico adorable y me quiere mucho

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Jake dile a mi amiga Cheryl cuánto quieres a la abuelita

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Vamos cariño

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Tengo 10

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:03

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.