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Please tell me he's ready

Two and a Half Men

Please tell me he's ready.My parents are driving me nuts. Well... Hi, Mom. Don't you look...

Two and a Half Men • S01E04 • 2003

Please tell me he's ready.My parents are driving me nuts. Well... Hi, Mom. Don't you look handsome? - Uncle Charlie took my tie.- You don't need a tie. Grow up, Charlie. Bye. - I thought you said he beat you?- He did. Now he's just screwing with me. What happened with Berta? It wasn't easy, but I did it. She won't do my laundry,or get my groceries, and I have to give hera lower back adjustment twice a week. And Steven Tyler thinks I'm doing her

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Please tell me he's ready My parents are driving me nuts

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Well

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Hi Mom

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Don't you look handsome

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Uncle Charlie took my tie You don't need a tie

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Grow up Charlie

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Bye

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I thought you said he beat you He did

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Now he's just screwing with me

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What happened with Berta

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It wasn't easy but I did it

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She won't do my laundry or get my groceries

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and I have to give her a lower back adjustment twice a week

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And Steven Tyler thinks I'm doing her

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سيناتور شوماخر

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يوجد عصا لاكروس في فراشي

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أستمحيك عذر ا

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جامعتا سيراكيوز و هوبكينز

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كل الجامعات كانت تريد ضم ريد لها

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ويعرضون عليه منح كاملة

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كان سريع ا وماهر ا في الملعب

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الآن هو ميت وزوجتي

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زوجتي أحضرت عصا اللاكروس خاصته إلى فراشنا

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تضمها كل ليلة وتبكي

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آسف لخسارتك

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أنا لست هنا لتعاطفك

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أريد العدالة

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J'espère qu'il est prêt Mes parents me rendent dingue

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Ben

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Bonsoir maman

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Qu'est ce que t'es mignon

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Tonton Charlie a ma cravate C'est très bien sans cravate

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Grandis Charlie

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Salut

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Je croyais qu'il t'avait battu Il l'a fait

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Là c'est la guerre qu'il réclame

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Et toi comment ça s'est passé

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Ce fut difficile mais j'ai réussi

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Elle ne fera pas ma lessive elle ne fera pas mes courses

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et je dois lui faire un massage deux fois par semaine

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Et Steven Tyler croit que je me la fais

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ДЖУДИТ Надеюсь он готов Родители меня уже замучали

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АЛАН Ну

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ДЖЕЙК Привет мам

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ДЖУДИТ Какой ты красивый

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ДЖЕЙК Мой галстук у дяди Чарли

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ДЖУДИТ Галстук тебе не нужен

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Чарли повзрослей

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ДЖЕЙК Пока

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АЛАН А ты говорил он тебя сделал

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ЧАРЛИ Еще как

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А теперь еще и издевается

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А что с Бертой

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АЛАН Было не просто Но я справился

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Она не будет меня обстирывать и кормить

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и дважды в неделю я должен делать ей массаж

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А Стивен Тайлер думает что мы с ней спим

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Por favor dime que está listo mis padres me están volviendo loca

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Si bueno

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Hola mamá

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Qué guapo te ves

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Mi tío Charlie me quitó la corbata

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No necesitas una corbata

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Madura Charlie

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Adiós

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Dijiste que no habías podido

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No pude Y ahora me lo está restregando

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Qué pasó con Berta

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Buen no fue fácil pero lo conseguí

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No lavará mi ropa ni hará mis compras

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Y tendré que darle masajes en la espalda dos veces por semana

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Y Steven Tyler piensa que estoy acostando con ella

Available in 5 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:34

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.