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Pretty much everything

Two and a Half Men

Pretty much everything.- Everything? Yep. The hair, the clothes,the fuddy-duddy...

Two and a Half Men • S01E11 • 2003

Pretty much everything.- Everything? Yep. The hair, the clothes,the fuddy-duddy personality. What do they know about my personality? Okay, that part's mine. Face it, Alan,you've been an old fart since you were 14. What is that supposed to mean? It means, how many eighth-graderscarry a briefcase and a pocket watch? That was the Esperanto Club look. Unless you know whereall the hot Esperanto chicks hang out, you're gonna needto shake things up a little. Really? And how to do I go about"shaking things up"? Hang on

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Pretty much everything Everything

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Yep The hair the clothes the fuddy duddy personality

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What do they know about my personality

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Okay that part's mine

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Face it Alan you've been an old fart since you were 14

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What is that supposed to mean

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It means how many eighth graders carry a briefcase and a pocket watch

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That was the Esperanto Club look

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Unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out

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you're gonna need to shake things up a little

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Really And how to do I go about shaking things up

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Hang on

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كل شيء تقريبا كل شيء

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أجل الشعر والملابس والشخصية المهرتلة

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ما الذي يعلموه عن شخصيتي

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حسنا هذا مني

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واجه الأمر يا ألن لقد كنت لا تتبع الموضة منذ كنت بسن الرابعة عشر

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ما الذي يفترض أن يعنيه هذا

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إنه يعني كم من طلاب الصف الثامن يحمل حقيبة وساعة جيب

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هذا كان منظر نادي الإسبيرانتو

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ما عدا إن كنت تعلم أين تتواجد الفتيات المثيرات لـ الإسبيرانتو

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فيجب أن تغير بعض الأمور

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حقا وكيف يمكنني أن أغير بعض الأمور

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تمهل

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Tu devras tout changer Tout changer

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Oui Ta coiffure tes fringues le côté vieux jeu de ta personnalité

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Que savent elles de ma personnalité

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D'accord ça vient de moi

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Tu te comportes en vieux schnock depuis tes 14 ans

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Ça veut dire quoi exactement

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Tu connais beaucoup de quatrièmes avec une mallette et une montre de gousset

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C'était le look des membres du club d'échecs

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Sauf si tu sais ce que les canons du club d'échecs sont devenus

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il va falloir que tu changes de look

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Vraiment Et je fais comment pour changer de look

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Attends

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So ziemlich alles So ziemlich alles

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Ja Die Frisur die Kleider die spießige Persönlichkeit

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Was wissen die über meine Persönlichkeit

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Gut das kommt von mir

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Mal ehrlich du warst schon mit 14 ein alter Knacker

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Was meinst du damit

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Wie viele 8 Klässler kommen mit Akten koffer und Taschenuhr zum Unterricht

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Das war der Esperanto Club Look

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Ok aber ich schätze du wirst nicht allzu viele Esperantofrauen finden

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Deshalb solltest du dich etwas aufbrezeln

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Ach ja Ich soll mich aufbrezeln Und wie geht so was

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Warte

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Собственно всё Прямо всё

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Ну да Прическу стиль унылую допотопную личность

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Да что они знают о моей личности

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Это я от себя добавил

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Признай Алан с тебя песок сыплется лет с 14

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О чем это ты

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Ну какой восьмиклассник ходит с дипломатом и карманными часами

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Это был стиль Клуба эсперанто

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Если только ты не знаешь где тусуются красотки из Клуба эсперанто

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тебе придется встряхнуться

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Правда И как мне это сделать

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Погоди

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Casi todo Todo

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Sí El pelo la ropa tu personalidad parca

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Qué saben de mi personalidad

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Bueno eso lo dije yo

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Afróntalo Alan has sido un payaso desde los 14

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Y eso qué significa

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Cuántos chicos de octavo año llevan un maletín y un reloj de pulsera

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Era parte del look del Club Esperanto

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Si no sabes dónde andan las chicas buenas del Club Esperanto

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tendrás que mejorar

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De verdad Y cómo puedo mejorar

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Espera

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Duration

34 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:35

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.