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Shall we go to my place for coffee and cigars?
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Two and a Half Men

Shall we go to my placefor coffee and cigars? - I don't smoke.- You will when I'm done...

Shall we go to my placefor coffee and cigars? - I don't smoke.- You will when I'm done with you

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Shall we go to my place for coffee and cigars
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I don't smoke You will when I'm done with you
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:55
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
18
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S10 • E18 Is it lonely up there, Walden? - Two and a Half Men 00:27
Is it lonely up there, Walden?
S06 • E08 (sighs) - Two and a Half Men 00:18
(sighs)
S01 • E02 - Did you fix it? - Two and a Half Men 00:48
- Did you fix it?
S03 • E08 L want $ 1 000. - Two and a Half Men 00:19
L want $ 1 000.
S10 • E09 What are you doing up - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What are you doing up
S03 • E10 But first I'll sleep with my head in the crapper. - Two and a Half Men 00:05
But first I'll sleep with my head in the crapper.
S01 • E16 - Alan? - Yeah? - Two and a Half Men 00:07
- Alan? - Yeah?
S05 • E12 What are you doing here - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What are you doing here
S01 • E08 Stand up. - Two and a Half Men 00:30
Stand up.
S03 • E23 What's going on? - Two and a Half Men 00:16
What's going on?
S01 • E07 Hello. Hi, Judith. Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I just... What? She wants to talk to you. - Why doe - Two and a Half Men 00:29
Hello. Hi, Judith. Yeah, I'm so glad you called. I...
S01 • E09 If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend traffic. - Two and a Half Men 00:31
If you leave now, I think you'll miss all the weekend...
S05 • E06 Hang on. He's probably in his room. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Hang on. He's probably in his room.
S01 • E18 Oh, my God. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
Oh, my God.
S01 • E05 - What are you talking about? - Two and a Half Men 00:18
- What are you talking about?
S09 • E01 I ain't cleaning him up - Two and a Half Men 00:03
I ain't cleaning him up
S01 • E04 I asked Andy out, and he said yes. - Two and a Half Men 00:35
I asked Andy out, and he said yes.
S01 • E19 We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go. - Two and a Half Men 00:52
We'll just have the cake, and then we'll go.
S07 • E09 What the hell's he doing - Two and a Half Men 00:04
What the hell's he doing
S01 • E13 So we just sit here and be hot? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
So we just sit here and be hot?