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Two and a Half Men

So here I am asking you. Why, Charlie? Why did my very expensiveBeverly Hills divorce...

So here I am asking you. Why, Charlie? Why did my very expensiveBeverly Hills divorce lawyer sell me out?

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So here I am asking you
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Why Charlie
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Why did my very expensive Beverly Hills divorce lawyer sell me out
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
10
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:17
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
21
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S10 • E15 You're going to need a bigger house. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
You're going to need a bigger house.
S09 • E23 911? - Two and a Half Men 00:18
911?
S06 • E08 Oh... - Two and a Half Men 00:21
Oh...
S03 • E01 God, I hope that's the chicken. - Two and a Half Men 00:25
God, I hope that's the chicken.
S01 • E03 Somebody better be dead. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
Somebody better be dead.
S01 • E13 Good. Me? Very nice. - Two and a Half Men 00:06
Good. Me? Very nice.
S06 • E07 Hey, Mom, it's Charlie. - Two and a Half Men 00:31
Hey, Mom, it's Charlie.
S03 • E02 Hey, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:23
Hey, Alan.
S01 • E03 Somebody better be dead. - Two and a Half Men 00:20
Somebody better be dead.
S01 • E16 Okay, hon, the cab's waiting. - Two and a Half Men 00:17
Okay, hon, the cab's waiting.
S01 • E10 You sure you don't want some turkey for the road? - Two and a Half Men 00:17
You sure you don't want some turkey for the road?
S01 • E09 Don't look at my tiles, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:54
Don't look at my tiles, Alan.
S01 • E04 - But she is coming back? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
- But she is coming back?
S05 • E05 I don't think I'm in the control group. - Two and a Half Men 00:09
I don't think I'm in the control group.
S09 • E18 * Men. * - Two and a Half Men 00:10
* Men. *
S09 • E24 Thanks for everything. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
Thanks for everything.
S06 • E09 I'll be with you in a minute. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
I'll be with you in a minute.
S06 • E06 Morning. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
Morning.
S06 • E16 (sighs) - Two and a Half Men 00:20
(sighs)
S03 • E20 -Hi, Daddy. -Hey, Judith. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
-Hi, Daddy. -Hey, Judith.