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So how was your week?

Two and a Half Men

So how was your week? Okay. Anything I need to know? - Anything bothering you?- No. You...

Two and a Half Men • S01E20 • 2003

So how was your week? Okay. Anything I need to know? - Anything bothering you?- No. You sure? 'Cause it seems likesomething's bothering you. Okay, you wanna knowwhat's bothering me? Yeah. People keep on asking mewhat's bothering me. - Okay. I won't ask.- Good. - You know, when I was your age...- Oh, man! Okay, forget that. - Problems at school?- No. - Problems with Mom?- No. Because I understand there's somethings a guy doesn't want to - talk with his mom about.- Like what? Well, you know, girl problems,or somebody's picking on you. Or you're the only guy in gym classwithout hair on his testicles

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So how was your week

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Okay

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Anything I need to know

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Anything bothering you No

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You sure 'Cause it seems like something's bothering you

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Okay you wanna know what's bothering me

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Yeah

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People keep on asking me what's bothering me

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Okay I won't ask Good

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You know when I was your age Oh man

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Okay forget that

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Problems at school No

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Problems with Mom No

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Because I understand there's some things a guy doesn't want to

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talk with his mom about Like what

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Well you know girl problems or somebody's picking on you

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Or you're the only guy in gym class without hair on his testicles

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كيف قضيت أسبوعك

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لا بأس

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أثمة ما يجب أن أعرفه

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أثمة ما يزعجك كلا

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أأنت واثق لأن ك تبدو منزعجا من شيء ما

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حسن أتريد أن تعرف ماذا يزعجني

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أجل

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من يسألني عم ا يزعجني

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حسن لن أسألك جي د

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حين كنت بعمرك يا للهول

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لا عليك انس ذلك

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مشاكل بالمدرسة كلا

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مشاكل مع أم ك كلا

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لأن ي أعرف أن ثمة أشياء لا يحب الفتى مناقشتها مع أم ه

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كماذا

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كما تعلم مشاكل مع الفتيات أو شخص يتنم ر عليك

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أو أن تكون الوحيد الذي لم ينبت شعر بخصيتيه

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Alors c'était comment ta semaine

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Ça allait

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Tu veux me dire quelque chose

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Quelque chose t'ennuie Non

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Tu es sûr On dirait vraiment que quelque chose t'ennuie

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Tu veux savoir ce qui m'ennuie

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Oui oui

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J'en ai marre qu'on me demande si un truc m'ennuie

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D'accord J'arrête Cool

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Tu sais quand j'avais ton âge Punaise

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Ça va j'ai rien dit

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Des soucis à l'école Non

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Alors avec maman Non

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Je sais qu'il y a des sujets qu'un garçon n'a pas envie

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d'aborder avec sa mère Quels sujets

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Et bien les problèmes amoureux ou un camarade qui t'ennuie

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Ou être le seul à ne pas avoir de poils sur les testicules

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Na wie war deine Woche

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Ganz in Ordnung

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Sollte ich irgendwas wissen

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Hast du vielleicht Sorgen Nein

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Wirklich Weil ich das Gefühl hab du machst dir Sorgen

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Willst du wissen was mir Sorgen macht

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Ja

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Wenn mich pausendlos jemand fragt was mir Sorgen macht

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Ok Ich frag nicht Gut

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Weißt du als ich so alt war wie du Oh Mann

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Ok vergiss es

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Schulprobleme Nein

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Probleme mit Mom Nein

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Weil ich verstehe dass es Dinge gibt die ein Junge nicht

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mit seiner Mutter besprechen kann Zum Beispiel

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Na ja Mädchenprobleme oder wenn jemand auf dir rumhackt

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oder wenn du der Einzige im Sport bist der noch keine Schamhaare hat

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Так как прошла неделя

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Нормально

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Ничего не хочешь сказать

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Тебя что то беспокоит Нет

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Ты уверен Мне кажется что тебя что то беспокоит

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Ладно хочешь знать что меня беспокоит

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Да

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Люди спрашивающие меня что меня беспокоит

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Ладно Я не буду спрашивать Хорошо

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Знаешь в твоем возрасте Боже

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Ладно забудь

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Проблемы в школе Нет

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Проблемы с мамой Нет

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Я понимаю что ребята не обо всем хотят говорить

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с матерью Например

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Ну про девочек про то что к тебе кто то пристает

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Или про то что только у тебя в классе нет волос на шарах

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Entonces qué tal estuvo esta semana

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Bien

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Hay algo que deba saber

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Algo te molesta No

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Seguro Porque me parece que algo te está molestando

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Bueno quieres saber qué me molesta

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Sí

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Que la gente me pregunte qué me molesta

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Bueno No preguntaré Bien

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Sabes cuando tenía tu edad Ay

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Bueno olvida eso

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Problemas en el colegio No

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Problemas con tu mamá No

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Porque sé que hay cosas de las que un chico no quiere

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hablar con su mamá Qué cosas

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Sabes problemas con chicas un matón que te molesta

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O eres el único de la clase de gimnasia sin pelos en los testículos

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Duration

53 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:51

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

20

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.