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So, what have you got going for today?

Two and a Half Men

So, what have you got going for today? Nothing. I was just goingto hang around the house....

Two and a Half Men • S01E15 • 2003

So, what have you got going for today? Nothing. I was just goingto hang around the house. Yeah. Me, too. - No work? No errands?- Not a thing. - Maybe you could see a movie.- I've seen a movie. Come on, Alan. - Why are you doing this?- Doing what? Why don't you admitthat you are interested in Frankie? I'm not. - You are not?- Honest to God. Fine. But hypothetically,if I were interested in her, would you care? Of course I would. You are my brother. I don't wantto see you get your feelings hurt. You just assume that if we are bothinterested in the same woman you would come out on top?

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So what have you got going for today

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Nothing I was just going to hang around the house

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Yeah Me too

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No work No errands Not a thing

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Maybe you could see a movie I've seen a movie

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Come on Alan

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Why are you doing this Doing what

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Why don't you admit that you are interested in Frankie

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I'm not

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You are not Honest to God

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Fine

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But hypothetically if I were interested in her

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would you care

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Of course I would

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You are my brother I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt

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You just assume that if we are both interested in the same woman

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you would come out on top

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إذن ما الذي تنوي فعله اليوم

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لا شيء كنت سأمكث في المنزل فحسب

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أجل وأنا كذلك

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لا عمل ولا مهمات ولا شيء

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لربما يمكنك أن تشاهد فيلما لقد شاهدت فيلما

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بربك يا آلن

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لماذا تقوم بهذا أقوم بأي شيء

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لم لا تعترف أنك مهتم بأ فرانكي

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انا لست مهتم بها

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حقا بأمانة مطلقة

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حسنا

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ولكن افتراضيا إن كنت مهتم بها

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هل سيهمك هذا

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بالطبع سيهمني هذا

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أنت أخي ولا أريد أن أرى مشاعرك تتأذى

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أتفترض أنه إن كان كلانا مهتمين بذات الإمرأة فسوف تربح أنت

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Alors qu'est ce que tu vas faire aujourd'hui

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Rien je vais rester traîner à la maison

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Oui Moi aussi

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Pas de travail pas de courses Rien du tout

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Tu pourrais aller voir un film J'en ai déjà vu

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S'il te plaît Alan

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Pourquoi tu fais ça Quoi donc

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Pourquoi tu n'admets pas que tu t'intéresses à Frankie

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C'est pas le cas

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Vraiment C'est vrai je te jure

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Parfait

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Mais supposons un instant si jamais je m'intéressais à elle

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ça t'ennuierait

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Bien sûr que oui

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Tu es mon frère J'ai pas envie que tu te prennes une veste

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Tu veux dire que si on s'intéresse tous les deux à la même femme

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c'est toi qui l'auras en premier

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Und was hast du heute vor

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Nichts ich wollt hier zu Hause rumhängen

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Ja hab ich auch vor

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Keine Arbeit keine Pflichten Gar nichts

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Wie wär's mit Kino Da war ich schon mal

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Ach komm schon Alan

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Warum machst du das Was meinst du

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Gib doch zu dass du hinter Frankie her bist

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Bin ich nicht

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Ach nein Ich schwöre bei Gott

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Schön

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Aber falls ich rein theoretisch hinter ihr her wäre

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wäre dir das wichtig

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Auf jeden Fall

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Du bist mein Bruder Ich will nicht dass du verletzt wirst

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Dann gehst du also einfach davon aus dass du gewinnst

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wenn wir beide hinter derselben Frau her sind

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Jadi kau punya rencana apa hari ini

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Tidak ada Di rumah saja

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Ya Aku juga

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Tak ada pekerjaan Urusan Tak ada satu pun

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Mungkin kau bisa menonton film Aku sudah pernah menonton film

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Ayolah Alan

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Kenapa kau melakukan ini Melakukan apa

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Kenapa kau tak akui kalau kau tertarik kepada Frankie

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Aku tak tertarik

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Tidak Demi Tuhan

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Baik

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Tetapi seandainya aku tertarik pada Frankie

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apa kau akan peduli

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Tentu saja aku peduli

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Kau adikku Aku tak ingin perasaanmu tersakiti

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Kau berasumsi jika kita berdua tertarik kepada wanita yang sama

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kau akan menang

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Какие у тебя планы на сегодня

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Никаких Просто посижу дома

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Да Я тоже

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Никакой работы Никаких дел Ничего

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Может в кино сходишь Я уже там был

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Да ладно тебе Алан

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Зачем ты это делаешь Что

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Почему ты не признаешься что тебе понравилась Фрэнки

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Это не так

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Разве Честное слово

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Ладно

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Но даже если бы она мне нравилась

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разве тебя бы это волновало

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Конечно

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Ты мой брат Я не хочу видеть как ты страдаешь

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Ты предполагаешь что если бы нам обоим понравилась одна девушка

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то ты бы выиграл

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Bueno qué vas a hacer hoy

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Nada Pensaba quedarme en casa

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Sí Yo también

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No tienes trabajo Algún recado Nada

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Podrías ir a ver una película Ya he visto una película

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Vamos Alan

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Por qué lo haces El qué

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Por qué no admites que te gusta Frankie

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No es cierto

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No Te lo juro

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Vale

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Pero hipotéticamente si me gustara

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te importaría

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Claro que sí

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Eres mi hermano No quiero que te hagan daño

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Asumes que si a los dos nos gustara la misma mujer

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ella te preferiría a ti

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Duration

48 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:56

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.