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So, - what's new?

Two and a Half Men

So, - what's new?- Where's Jake? In his room, doing a book report. Well, how can he do a...

Two and a Half Men • S01E12 • 2003

So, - what's new?- Where's Jake? In his room, doing a book report. Well, how can he do a book reportwhen he left the book at my house? That little dickens.Trying to pull the wool over our eyes. - I'll take care of this right now. Bye.- Charlie, I want to see Jake. Sure. Hang on. Jake? Your mother's here!

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So

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what's new Where's Jake

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In his room doing a book report

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Well how can he do a book report when he left the book at my house

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That little dickens Trying to pull the wool over our eyes

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I'll take care of this right now Bye Charlie I want to see Jake

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Sure Hang on

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Jake Your mother's here

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إذن

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كيف الحال أين جايك

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في غرفته يقوم بكتابة تقرير عن كتابه

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حسنا كيف يمكنه كتابه تقرير عن كتاب وقد تركه في منزلي

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هذا الـ ديكينز الصغير كاتب روائي لقد حاول خداعنا

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سأهتم بهذا في الحال وداعا تشارلي أريد رؤية جايك

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بالتأكيد انتظر

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جايك والدتك هنا

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Alors

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quoi de neuf Où est Jake

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Dans sa chambre il fait une fiche de lecture

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Ça m'étonnerait parce qu'il a oublié son livre à la maison

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Le petit malin Il sait comment nous rouler celui là

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Je vais lui donner immédiatement Merci Charlie je veux voir Jake

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Oui Une seconde

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Jake Ta mère est là

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Na

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Was gibt's Neues Wo ist Jake

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Er ist oben Macht eine Buchbesprechung

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Wie soll das gehen wenn er das Buch bei mir vergessen hat

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So ein kleiner Schlingel Versucht der doch glatt uns reinzulegen

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Ich kümmere mich darum Bis dann Charlie ich will Jake sehen

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Oh Klar Warte

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Jake Deine Mutter ist da

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что нового Где Джейк

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У себя пишет изложение по книге

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Как он может его писать если он оставил книгу дома

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Вот чертенок Пытался нас обвести вокруг пальца

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Я им займусь Пока Чарли я хочу увидеть Джейка

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Конечно Минутку

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Джейк Твоя мама пришла

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Bueno

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qué te trae por aquí Dónde está Jake

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En su cuarto haciendo el trabajo del libro

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Cómo va a hacer el trabajo si se ha dejado el libro en casa

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Vaya pilluelo ha intentado tomarnos el pelo

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Ahora mismo se lo doy Adiós Charlie quiero ver a Jake

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Vale espera

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Jake Tu madre está aquí

Available in 6 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:59

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.