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So you really have

Two and a Half Men

So you really have...- Yep, more than God. Didn't figure that when you dumped me,did you?...

Two and a Half Men • S01E14 • 2003

So you really have...- Yep, more than God. Didn't figure that when you dumped me,did you? Rose, it wouldn't have mattered. I know.That's one of the things I love about you. You discard womenregardless of their financial status. Thanks. But I can't take this. You think I'm crazy, don't you? My dad and brother said I was crazy, but I think that was to form a power blockto squeeze me off the Board of Directors. Shame on them. I told them that you'd help meif I needed it. I mean, you're the first guy I've ever metwho hasn't cared about my money. Who slept with me because he was drunk,not because I was rich

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So you really have Yep more than God

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Didn't figure that when you dumped me did you

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Rose it wouldn't have mattered

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I know That's one of the things I love about you

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You discard women regardless of their financial status

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Thanks But I can't take this

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You think I'm crazy don't you

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My dad and brother said I was crazy

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but I think that was to form a power block to squeeze me off the Board of Directors

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Shame on them

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I told them that you'd help me if I needed it

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I mean you're the first guy I've ever met who hasn't cared about my money

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Who slept with me because he was drunk not because I was rich

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إذن أنت لديك فعلا أجل أكثر من الإله

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لم تعرف هذا عندما تخليت عني صحيح

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روز ما كان سيهمني هذا

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أعلم هذه واحدة من الأمور التي أحبها فيك

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أنت تنبذ النساء بغض النظر عن أحوالهم المالية

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شكرا ولكن لا استطيع تقبل هذا

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أنت تعتقد أنني مجنونة صحيح

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لقد قال والدي وأخي أني مجنونة

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ولكني أعتقد أن هذا كان ليقوموا بطردي من مجلس الإدارة

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عار عليهما

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لقد أخبرتهما أنك ستساعدني إن أحتجت إليك

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أعني أنك الرجل الوحيد الذي قابلته الذي لا يهتم بشأن مالي

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والذي ضاجعني لأنه كان ثملا وليس لأنني غنية

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Alors comme ça tu as vraiment Encore plus que ça

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Si tu l'avais su avant tu ne m'aurais pas plaquée

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Ça n'aurait eu aucune importance

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Je sais C'est justement une des choses que j'aime chez toi

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Tu jettes les femmes sans tenir aucun compte de leur rang social

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Merci Mais je dois refuser

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Tu crois sûrement que je suis dingue

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Mon père et mon frère le disent

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Je crois que c'est un subterfuge pour m'évincer du conseil d'administration

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C'est lamentable

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Je leur ai expliqué que je pouvais compter sur toi

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Tu es le premier garçon qui n'a jamais été intéressé par tout mon argent

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Qui a dormi avec moi parce qu'il était soûl et non parce que j'étais riche

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Dann hast du wirklich Ja mehr als Gott

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Das war dir nicht klar als du mich abserviert hast was

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Das hätte dabei keine Rolle gespielt Rose

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Ich weiß Das mag ich ja auch so an dir

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Du gibst Frauen den Laufpass egal wie reich sie sind

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Danke Aber ich kann ihn nicht nehmen

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Du denkst ich wär verrückt stimmt's

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Mein Dad und Bruder sagten ich wär verrückt

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Aber das war nur ein Vorwand um mich aus dem Aufsichtsrat rauszuwerfen

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Schämen sollten sie sich

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Ich sagte ihnen du würdest helfen wenn ich's nötig hätte

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Ich meine du bist der 1 gewesen der nicht hinter meinem Geld her war

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Der mit mir geschlafen hat weil er betrunken war nicht weil ich reich war

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Так у тебя правда Да Больше денег чем у Бога

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Ты об этом не подумал когда бросал меня да

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Роуз это не имело бы значения

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Знаю Это одна из черт которые я люблю в тебе

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Ты бросаешь женщин независимо от их финансового положения

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Спасибо Но я не могу это принять

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Ты думаешь я ненормальная правда

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Ну

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Мои папа и брат сказали что я ненормальная

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но я думаю они специально объединились чтобы вытеснить меня из совета директоров

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Позор на их головы

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Я сказала им что ты бы помог мне если бы мне нужна была помощь

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Ты первый парень в моей жизни которому безразличны мои деньги

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Который переспал со мной потому что был пьян а не потому что я богата

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Así que tienes Sí más que Dios

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No te lo imaginabas cuando me plantaste verdad

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Rose no habría importado

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Ya lo sé Es una de las cosas que me encantan de ti

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Descartas a las mujeres sea cual sea su estado financiero

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Gracias pero no puedo aceptarlo

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Crees que estoy loca verdad

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Mi padre y mi hermano dijeron que lo estaba

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pero creo que fue un modo de dejarme fuera del Consejo de Administración

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Debería darles vergüenza

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Les dije que tú me ayudarías si lo necesitaba

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O sea eres el primer tipo que conozco que no le importó mi dinero

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Que se acostó conmigo porque estaba borracho no porque yo era rica

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:18:36

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.