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Two and a Half Men

Somebody better be dead. Porky's dead. And you completely screwed up our lives. I'm sorry?...

Somebody better be dead. Porky's dead. And you completely screwed up our lives. I'm sorry? - That's good enough for me.
- Yeah, I'm good. Driver, drive!

Full Transcript

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Somebody better be dead.
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Porky's dead.
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And you completely screwed up our lives.
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I'm sorry?
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- That's good enough for me. - Yeah, I'm good.
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Driver, drive!
Duration
20 seconds
Views
144
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:19
Uploaded
Aug 20, 2023
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S01 • E10 You sure you don't want some turkey for the road? - Two and a Half Men 00:17
You sure you don't want some turkey for the road?
S09 • E18 * Men. * - Two and a Half Men 00:10
* Men. *
S05 • E05 I don't think I'm in the control group. - Two and a Half Men 00:09
I don't think I'm in the control group.
S01 • E04 - But she is coming back? - Two and a Half Men 00:10
- But she is coming back?
S01 • E09 Don't look at my tiles, Alan. - Two and a Half Men 00:54
Don't look at my tiles, Alan.
S09 • E24 Thanks for everything. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
Thanks for everything.
S06 • E09 I'll be with you in a minute. - Two and a Half Men 00:11
I'll be with you in a minute.
S06 • E06 Morning. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
Morning.
S06 • E16 (sighs) - Two and a Half Men 00:20
(sighs)
S03 • E20 -Hi, Daddy. -Hey, Judith. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
-Hi, Daddy. -Hey, Judith.
S01 • E23 What? You got a normal-sized head. Thanks. I am pretty happy with it. - I don't get it. - What don't - Two and a Half Men 00:18
What? You got a normal-sized head. Thanks. I am pretty happy...
S01 • E03 And you completely screwed up our lives. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
And you completely screwed up our lives.
S01 • E18 There you go. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
There you go.
S07 • E22 Aw, geez! - Two and a Half Men 00:10
Aw, geez!
S08 • E04 She's never coming back - Two and a Half Men 00:05
She's never coming back
S09 • E12 You really are a terrific mom. - Two and a Half Men 00:29
You really are a terrific mom.
S04 • E03 What are you watching? - Two and a Half Men 00:24
What are you watching?
S01 • E11 Hello. I didn't see you back there. - Two and a Half Men 00:08
Hello. I didn't see you back there.
S03 • E08 L was kidding. Let's go upstairs. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
L was kidding. Let's go upstairs.
S01 • E01 Hey, it's Charlie. - Two and a Half Men 00:32
Hey, it's Charlie.