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Sorry, pal, but you need a shower

Two and a Half Men

Sorry, pal, but you need a shower. But my bike's still broken.I think you made it worse....

Two and a Half Men • S01E04 • 2003

Sorry, pal, but you need a shower. But my bike's still broken.I think you made it worse. What are you talking about?Now you got a unicycle. Get in the shower. - I'm so worried he's not going to like me.- He's going to love you, Rose. Just go out, have a great time,and don't come on too strong. Me, too strong? What do you mean? Okay, speaking from my own experience, there's nothing wrong with asking a guyfor a blood test, but trying to take the blood yourselfis a little strong. - I see.- Where you going now? You got me thinkingthis dress comes on too strong. So, I'm going to put on somethinga little less... And a little more

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Sorry pal but you need a shower

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But my bike's still broken I think you made it worse

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What are you talking about Now you got a unicycle

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Get in the shower

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I'm so worried he's not going to like me He's going to love you Rose

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Just go out have a great time and don't come on too strong

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Me too strong What do you mean

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Okay speaking from my own experience

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there's nothing wrong with asking a guy for a blood test

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but trying to take the blood yourself is a little strong

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I see Where you going now

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You got me thinking this dress comes on too strong

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So I'm going to put on something a little less

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And a little more

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Je suis désolé mais tu vas à la douche

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Mon vélo roule toujours pas Pire depuis que tu l'as touché

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De quoi tu parles Tu as un super monocycle

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Va dans la douche

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J'ai peur de ne pas lui plaire Il va t'adorer j'en suis sûr

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Tu vas sortir avec lui t'amuser et n'y va pas trop fort

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Moi trop fort Qu'est ce que tu veux dire

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D'accord Je parle de ma propre expérience

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Demander à un homme de faire un examen sanguin ça passe

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si tu n'essaies pas de prélever le sang avec un couteau

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J'ai saisi Et où tu vas là

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Je viens de réaliser que cette robe est trop rentre dedans

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Il vaudrait mieux que je mette quelque chose moins

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Et un peu plus

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Извини приятель тебе нужно в душ

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ДЖЕЙК Но ты не починил велик Стало еще хуже

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ЧАРЛИ Ну здасти у тебя теперь одноколесник Марш в душ

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РОУЗ Так боюсь что я ему не понравлюсь

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ЧАРЛИ Ну что ты Роуз Понравишься Идите развлекитесь главное не слишком дави

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РОУЗ Я давлю О чем ты

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ЧАРЛИ Сужу по себе Просить парня сдать кровь это нормально

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но пытаться взять у него кровь самой это чересчур

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РОУЗ Понятно

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ЧАРЛИ А теперь ты куда

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РОУЗ По моему это платье как раз чересчур

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Надену что нибудь менее и более

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Lo siento amigo pero necesitas darte un baño

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Pero mi bici todavía está descompuesta Creo que la dejaste peor

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De qué hablas Ahora tienes un monociclo

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Métete a bañar

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Me preocupa que no le vaya a gustar

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Le vas a encantar Rose

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Sólo ve diviértete y no seas muy agresiva

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Yo agresiva Qué quieres decir

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Bueno hablando por mi experiencia

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No está mal pedirle a alguien un examen de sangre

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pero intentar extraer la sangre tú misma es un poco agresivo

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Te entiendo

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A dónde vas ahora

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Creo que este vestido es agresivo

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Así que voy a por algo un poco menos y un poco más

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:20

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.