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SpaghettiOs

Two and a Half Men

SpaghettiOs. That's what she was reaching for. I'd like a momentto confer with my witness....

Two and a Half Men • S01E21 • 2003

SpaghettiOs. That's what she was reaching for. I'd like a momentto confer with my witness. You are making me so hot. I see. Look, Stuart, we both knowyou're on a fishing expedition here, right? - Maybe.- Maybe? You have no case.This man is a wonderful uncle. He provides a beautiful home, and the last time I looked, it wasn't against the law to be singlein the United States of America. Oh, God!

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SpaghettiOs

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That's what she was reaching for

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I'd like a moment to confer with my witness

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You are making me so hot

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I see

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Look Stuart we both know you're on a fishing expedition here right

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Maybe Maybe

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You have no case This man is a wonderful uncle

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He provides a beautiful home

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and the last time I looked

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it wasn't against the law to be single in the United States of America

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Oh God

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معكرونة الـ سباغيتي

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ذلك ما كانت تحاول أن تصل إليه

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أرغب بلحظة للتشاور مع شاهدي

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أنت تجعلني مثارة جدا

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أرى ذلك

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أنظر يـ ستيوارت نحن الاثنان نعلم أنك في جولة للصيد هنا صحيح تعني البحث عن أي fishing expedition

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حسنا ربما ربما

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أنت ليست لديك أية قضية هذا الرجل عم رائع

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هو يوفر منزل جميل

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والمرة الاخيرة التي نظرت بها للحالة العامة

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لم يكن مخالفا القانون أنت تكون عازبا في الولايات المتحدة الامريكية

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ياإلهي

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des spaghettis

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C'est ce qu'elle essayait d'attraper

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J'aimerais m'entretenir un moment avec mon client

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Tu m'excites comme une folle

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Je vois

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Écoutez Stuart nous savons bien que vous tentez un coup de bluff non

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Peut être Peut être

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Il est hors de cause Cet homme est un oncle merveilleux

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Il offre une maison idéale

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et à ma connaissance

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il n'est pas interdit d'être célibataire dans les États Unis d'Amérique

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Mon Dieu

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wollte Spaghetti holen

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Deshalb hat sie sich nach oben gereckt

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Ich würde gerne etwas mit meinem Zeugen besprechen

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Du machst mich so heiß

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Verstehe

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Sehen Sie Stuart wir wissen doch wohl beide dass Sie im Trüben fischen oder

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Schon möglich Wie bitte

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LAURA Sie haben nichts in der Hand Dieser Mann ist ein wunderbarer Onkel

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Er hat ein wundervolles Heim

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und soweit ich informiert bin

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ist es nicht verboten in den USA als Single zu leben

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Oh Gott

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Спагетти

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Вот что она пыталась достать

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Я бы хотела переговорить со свидетелем

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Ты меня так возбуждаешь

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Понятно

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Слушай Стюарт мы оба знаем что ты пытаешься здесь накопать да

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Ну

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Возможно Возможно

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У тебя нет аргументов Этот человек замечательный дядя

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У него прекрасный дом

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и насколько я помню

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быть одиноким в Америке не противозаконно

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Боже

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Espaguetis

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Eso intentaba alcanzar

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Quisiera un minuto para hablar con mi testigo

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Me estás excitando muchísimo

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Ya veo

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Stuart ambos sabemos que está buscando lo que sea para beneficiarse no

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Quizá Quizá

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No tiene ningún caso Este hombre es un tío maravilloso

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Tiene una casa hermosa

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y por lo que sé

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no es ilegal ser soltero en Estados Unidos

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Oh Dios

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:32

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

21

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.