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Two and a Half Men

Stand up. Hop up and down. Right on. But why file for divorce?We were getting along so...

Two and a Half Men • S01E08 • 2003

Stand up. Hop up and down. Right on. But why file for divorce?We were getting along so well. We've been getting alongbecause I don't feel trapped, suffocated and depressed anymore. Sure, kick me out,then work on improving yourself. Okay. Everybody flap your armslike a chicken

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Stand up

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Hop up and down

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Right on

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But why file for divorce We were getting along so well

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We've been getting along because I don't feel trapped

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suffocated and depressed anymore

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Sure kick me out then work on improving yourself

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Okay Everybody flap your arms like a chicken

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قفوا

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اقفزوا

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هكذا

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ولكن لم طلب الطلاق لقد كنا نتواصل بشكل جيد مؤخرا

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نحن كذلك لأنني لا أشعر بأنني محاصرة

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ولا أشعر بالإختناق أو الضغط

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بالطبع اطرديني وطور من نفسك

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حسنا جميعا اثنوا ذراعيكما كالدجاج

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Levez vous

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Sautez sur place

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Mais c'est génial

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Pourquoi demander le divorce on commençait à bien s'entendre

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On commençait à s'entendre car je n'étais pas piégée

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ni étouffée et beaucoup moins déprimée

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Alors tu me balances et dans la foulée tu en profites pour aller mieux

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Attention Tout le monde se met à imiter la poule

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Hüpft auf und ab

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Weiter so

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Warum willst du die Scheidung wir verstehen uns doch gut

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Aber nur weil ich mich nicht mehr bedrängt

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ausgenutzt und verletzt fühle

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Klar Wirf mich raus und danach willst du ein besserer Mensch werden

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Ok ihr werdet jetzt flattern und gackern wie Hühnchen

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Imitieren heiser Hühner

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Попрыгайте вверх вниз

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Отлично

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Но зачем подавать на развод У нас все было так хорошо

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Все было хорошо потому что я больше не загнана

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в ловушку не задыхаюсь и не в депрессии

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Конечно вышвырни меня и начни самосовершенствоваться

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Хорошо Подвигайте локтями как куры

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De pie

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Dad brincos

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Qué pasada

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Por qué una demanda de divorcio Estábamos tan bien

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Estamos tan bien porque ya no me siento atrapada

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asfixiada ni deprimida

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Claro me das la patada y luego te dedicas a mejorarte

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Bien Moved todos los brazos como una gallina

Available in 6 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:02

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.