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Two and a Half Men

Thanks. I made it myself. I see that. - What are you doing?- I'm getting rid of the birds....

Two and a Half Men • S01E02 • 2003

Thanks. I made it myself. I see that. - What are you doing?- I'm getting rid of the birds. - Can I help?- Nope. Jake, why don't you go outand play on the deck, okay? Okay

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Thanks

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I made it myself

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I see that

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What are you doing I'm getting rid of the birds

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Can I help Nope

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Jake why don't you go out and play on the deck okay

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Okay

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شكرا

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صنعتها بنفسي

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أنني أرى ذالك

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ماذا تفعل

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سأتخلص من الطيور

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هل أستطيع المساعده لا

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جيك لما لا تذهب وتلعب في الشرفه

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حسنا

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Merci

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C'est moi qui l'ai fait

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Ça se voit

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Tu fais quoi Je me débarrasse des oiseaux

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Tu veux de l'aide Non

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Jake sois gentil va jouer un peu sur la terrasse

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D'accord

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Danke

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Ich hab sie selbst gemacht

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Das sehe ich

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Was machst du da Ich will die Vögel loswerden

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Kann ich dir helfen Nein

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Jake Geh ein bisschen raus spielen ok

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Ok

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ЧАРЛИ Так План таков Заходим внутрь и начинаем кидать эту дрянь из окна

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Когда все птицы вылетят закрываем окна и живём долго и счастливо

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Готов

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АЛАН Конечно

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Слушай если им так нравится эта дрянь зачем им ждать пока

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Gracias

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Lo hice yo mismo

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Ya lo veo

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Qué estás haciendo Deshacerme de los pájaros

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Puedo ayudar No

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Jake por qué no sales a jugar a la terraza

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Vale

Available in 6 languages

Duration

20 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:47

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.