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Two and a Half Men

That sounds nice.- Thanks. So where are Jake and Alan today? Jake's at school and Alan's...

Two and a Half Men • S01E07 • 2003

That sounds nice.- Thanks. So where are Jake and Alan today? Jake's at school and Alan's at work. It's just you and me. Tell them I said hi.Thanks again for the shower. You bet. You look really nice. Thank you. Bye. Yeah, I got work to do. Charlie, seeing you strike outlike that just makes me love you more. Rose, you've got to get a hobby. I've got a hobby. - I thought we agreed we were just friends.- We are. We're friends who slept together once and then one friend never calledthe other friend, but luckily, the other friend forgave him. Where are you going? To make my frienda grilled cheese sandwich. Rose, I don't wanta grilled cheese sandwich. Would you prefer a quesadilla? That sounds nice. But then you have to leave

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That sounds nice Thanks

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So where are Jake and Alan today

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Jake's at school and Alan's at work

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It's just you and me

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Tell them I said hi Thanks again for the shower

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You bet You look really nice

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Thank you Bye

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Yeah I got work to do

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Charlie seeing you strike out like that just makes me love you more

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Rose you've got to get a hobby

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I've got a hobby

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I thought we agreed we were just friends We are

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We're friends who slept together once

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and then one friend never called the other friend

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but luckily the other friend forgave him

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Where are you going

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To make my friend a grilled cheese sandwich

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Rose I don't want a grilled cheese sandwich

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Would you prefer a quesadilla

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That sounds nice

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But then you have to leave

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هذا يبدو لطيفا شكرا

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إذن أين آلن و جايك اليوم

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جاك في المدرسة و آلن في العمل

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إنه أنا وأنت فقط

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أخبرهم بترحيبي وشكرا على الحمام

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لك هذا تبدين رائعة

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شكرا لك وداعا

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أجل لدي عمل أقوم به

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رؤيتك يا تشارلي تنجح هكذا تجعلني أحبك أكثر

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روز يجب أن تجد لك هواية

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لدي هواية

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اعتقدت أننا اتفقنا بأننا أصدقاء فحسب بالفعل

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نحن أصدقاء تضاجعنا مرة وبعدها صديق لم يتصل بالآخر مطلقا

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ولكن لحسن الحظ الصديق الآخر سامحه

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إلى أين أنت ذاهبة

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لأعد لصديقي شطيرة جبن مشوي

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روز أنا لا أريد شطيرة جبن مشوي

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أتود وجبة الكويسيدلا وجبة مكسيكية

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هذا يبدو جيدا

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ولكن بعدها سيتوجب عليك الرحيل

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C'est très joli Merci

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Au fait où sont Jake et Alan aujourd'hui

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Jake est à l'école et Alan à son cabinet

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On n'est que toi et moi

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Dis leur bonjour pour moi et encore merci pour la douche

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De rien Tu es très jolie tu sais

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C'est gentil Salut

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Oui moi aussi j'ai du boulot

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Charlie quand je te vois te démener autant je t'aime plus encore

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Rose faut te trouver une occupation

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J'en ai une crois moi

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On avait convenu d'être seulement amis C'est le cas

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des amis qui ont couché une fois ensemble

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et dont l'un des deux n'a jamais rappelé l'autre

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Mais grâce au ciel cet autre ami lui a pardonné

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Où vas tu

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Faire à mon ami un sandwich grillé au fromage

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Rose je n'ai pas envie de sandwich grillé au fromage

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Tu préférerais une quesadilla

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Ça c'est plus intéressant

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Mais ensuite il faudra que tu te sauves

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Das hört sich ja gut an Danke

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Wo sind denn Jake und Alan heute

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Jake ist in der Schule und Alan arbeitet

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Wir sind allein

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Richte bitte Grüße aus Danke nochmal für die Dusche

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Keine Ursache Du siehst gut aus

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Danke bis dann

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Ja ich muss noch arbeiten

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Wenn ich sehe wie du einen Korb kriegst liebe ich dich umso mehr

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Rose bitte leg dir ein Hobby zu

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Ich habe schon ein Hobby

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Wir waren uns einig nur Freunde zu sein Richtig

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Wir sind Freunde die miteinander schliefen

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und dann hat ein Freund den anderen nicht mehr angerufen

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aber dann hat der eine Freund dem anderen vergeben

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Was hast du denn vor

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Ich will meinem Freund ein Käsesandwich machen

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Rose Ich möchte gar kein Käsesandwich

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Vielleicht lieber eine Quezadilla

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Hört sich gut an

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Türglocke ertönt

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Aber dann musst du wieder gehen

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Красивая мелодия Спасибо

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Куда ушли Джейк с Аланом

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Джейк в школе а Алан на работе

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Мы с тобой остались вдвоем

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Передавай им привет Спасибо еще раз за душ

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Не за что Ты очень красивая

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Спасибо Пока

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Да мне нужно работать

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Чарли когда я вижу твои обломы я люблю тебя еще больше

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Роуз тебе нужно хобби

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У меня есть хобби

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Я думал мы решили быть просто друзьями Так и есть

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Мы друзья которые однажды переспали

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а потом один друг так и не позвонил другому другу

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но к счастью другой друг простил его

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Куда ты

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Сделать другу горячий сэндвич с сыром

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Роуз я не хочу горячий сэндвич с сыром

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Ты бы предпочел кесадилью

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Да было бы неплохо

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Но потом ты уйдешь

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Eso suena bien

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Gracias

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Entonces donde están Jake y Alan hoy

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Uh Jake s en la escuela y Alan en el trabajo

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Estamos solamente tu y yo

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Bien Salúdamelos de mi parte Gracias otra vez por el baño

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Una apuesta Te vez muy bien

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Gracias Adiós

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Si Tengo trabajo que hacer

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Oh Charlie viéndote fallar me hace amarte mas

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Rose Tienes que conseguirte un pasatiempo

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Oh ya tengo mi pasatiempo

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Pensé que habíamos quedado que éramos solo amigos

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Lo somos Los Amigos que durmieron juntos una vez

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y después un amigo nunca llamo al otro

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pero por suerte el otro amigo lo perdono

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A donde vas

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A hacerle a mi amigo un sándwich tostado con queso

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Rose Rose No quiero un tostado con queso

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Prefieres una quesadilla

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Eso suena mejor

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Pero te tienes que ir

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Duration

62 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:46

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.