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This is ridiculous

Two and a Half Men

This is ridiculous. I don't need to be here. I gave you a choice.Take the long shower or...

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

This is ridiculous. I don't need to be here. I gave you a choice.Take the long shower or talk to the doctor. Okay. Well, if I had to guess,and that's pretty much all I do here, I would have to say that, based on his inappropriate outburstsand sleepwalking, Alan is struggling with a great dealof suppressed rage. Rage? No, I don't think so. Come on. Your wife threw youout of your own house, she still runs your life, you're broke, and you only get to see your kidtwo days a week, one of which you have to bring himto this rug rat exorcist

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This is ridiculous I don't need to be here

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I gave you a choice Take the long shower or talk to the doctor

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Okay

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Well if I had to guess and that's pretty much all I do here

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I would have to say that

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based on his inappropriate outbursts and sleepwalking

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Alan is struggling with a great deal of suppressed rage

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Rage No I don't think so

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Come on Your wife threw you out of your own house

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she still runs your life you're broke

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and you only get to see your kid two days a week

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one of which you have to bring him to this rug rat exorcist

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هذه سخافة أنا لاأحتاج أن أكون هنا

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أعطيتك خيارا خذ الاستحمام الطويل أو تحدث الى الطبيب

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حسن

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حسنا لو توجب علي أن أخمن وذلك الى حد كبير كل ما أقوم به هنا

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سيتوجب علي أن أقول

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استنادا على نوباته الغضبية الغير ملائمة والمشي اثناء النوم

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أن الن يكافح مع قدر كبير من الغضب الشديد المكتوم

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غضب شديد لا لا أعتقد ذلك

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بـربـك زوجتك رمتك خارجا من منزلك الخاص بك

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هي لاتزال تديؤ مجرى حياتك أنت مفلس

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وأنت تستطيع رؤية ولدك ليومين من الاسبوع فقط

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واحد منهم يجب عليك أن تحضره الى هذه طاردة فئران السجاد

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Je t'ai donné le choix Soit la longue douche soit le docteur

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Oui

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Bon alors si je devais deviner et c'est précisément ce que je vais faire

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je dirais que

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d'après ses emportements subits et son somnambulisme

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Alan lutte de toutes ses forces pour réprimer une puissante rage

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Une rage Non pas du tout

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Mais réfléchis un peu ta femme t'a viré de ta propre maison

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elle continue à diriger ta vie tu es fauché

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tu peux voir ton fils que deux jours par semaine

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et sur l'un des deux tu dois l'emmener voir une exorciste

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Sans vouloir vous vexer

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Ich hab dir die Wahl gelassen die lange Dusche oder der Psychiater

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Ok

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Also wenn ich raten sollte und viel mehr tue ich hier offenbar nicht

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würde ich aufgrund seiner

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unangemessenen Ausbrüche und wegen des Schlafwandelns sagen

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dass Alan mit einer Riesenportion unterdrückter Wut zu kämpfen hat

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Wut Nein da liegen Sie falsch

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Komm deine Frau hat dich aus deinem eigenen Haus geworfen

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sie bestimmt immer noch dein Leben du bist pleite

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Du siehst dein Kind nur an 2 Tagen in der Woche

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und an einem davon musst du's noch zu dieser Exorzistin bringen

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Nichts für ungut

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Я давал тебе выбор

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Или расслабиться в душе или поговорить с врачом

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Ладно

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Если я правильно догадываюсь а именно это я тут и делаю

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я бы сказала

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основываясь на странностях его поведения и хождении во сне

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Алан переживает внутри огромную ярость

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Ярость Нет сомневаюсь

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Да ладно Твоя жена выгнала тебя из твоего собственного дома

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все еще управляет твоей жизнью ты разорен

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а своего ребенка видишь только два дня в неделю

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причем один день уходит на эту заклинательницу спиногрызов

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Esto es ridículo No necesito estar aquí

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Te di una opción Te das una ducha larga o hablas con la psicóloga

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De acuerdo

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Si tuviera que adivinar y eso es prácticamente lo que hago aquí

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diría que

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en vista de sus arrebatos inapropiados y su sonambulismo

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Alan confronta un gran nivel de furia reprimida

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Furia No no lo creo

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Vamos Tu esposa te echó de tu propia casa

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sigue controlando tu vida estás en bancarrota

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y sólo puedes ver a tu hijo dos veces por semana

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una de las cuales debes traerlo a ver a esta exorcista de niños

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:33

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.