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Today he's telling her he sees dead people

Two and a Half Men

Today he's telling herhe sees dead people. Charlie, I am paying this womana lot of money....

Two and a Half Men • S01E22 • 2003

Today he's telling herhe sees dead people. Charlie, I am paying this womana lot of money. Bet you feel pretty stupid, huh? What do you want me to do? Judith is insistinghe comes here once a week. Okay, look, nobody likes divorce,but there are certain advantages. One of the more popular ones is you get to tell your ex-wifeto bite the big one! - Or whatever you got left.- Yeah. That'll help.Look, it's just an hour out of our day. Which could've been spent on air hockeyand bowling alley martinis. It's a small price to payto avoid aggravating Judith. - Okay. I understand.- Thank you. You're a big girl. Okay. Are there any out here?

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Today he's telling her he sees dead people

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Charlie I am paying this woman a lot of money

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Bet you feel pretty stupid huh

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What do you want me to do

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Judith is insisting he comes here once a week

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Okay look nobody likes divorce but there are certain advantages

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One of the more popular ones

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is you get to tell your ex wife to bite the big one

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Or whatever you got left Yeah

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That'll help Look it's just an hour out of our day

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Which could've been spent on air hockey and bowling alley martinis

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It's a small price to pay to avoid aggravating Judith

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Okay I understand Thank you

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You're a big girl

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Okay Are there any out here

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اليوم سيخبرها أنه يرى بشر ميتين

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يـ شارلي أنا أدفع لهذه المرأة الكثير من المال

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أراهن أنك تشعر بغبائك بقوة أليس كذلك

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ما الذي تريد مني فعله

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أن جوديث تصر أن يأتي الى هنا مرة في الاسبوع

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حسن أنظر لا أحد يحب الطلاق لكن هنالك مزايا معينة

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واحدة من أكثر المزايا المشهورة

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هي أنه بإمكانك أن تخبر زوجتك السابقة أن تموت قهرا

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أو مهما كان مما تبقى لك نعم

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ذلك سيساعد أنظر أنها مجرد ساعة من يومنا

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والذي كانت ستنقضي على لعبة الهوكي الهوائية وشراب الـ مارتيني بـ ممر البولينج

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أنه ثمن زهيد لتحمله لتجنب جوديث المنزعجة

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حسن أنا أتفهم الامر شكرا

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أنت فتاة بجد

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حسن هل يوجد أي منهم هنا بالخارج

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Tu oublies que ces séances ne sont pas données

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Ben oui tant de fric ça fait mal hein

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Que veux tu que je fasse

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Judith a insisté pour qu'il la voie une fois par semaine

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Bon écoute personne n'aime les divorces mais il y a certains avantages

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Et l'un des plus agréables

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c'est de dire à ton ex femme d'aller se faire voir

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Oui enfin tu tournes ça à ta façon Oui

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Cela dit ça ne nous prend qu'une heure dans la journée

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Qu'on pourrait passer à jouer dehors et à boire des cocktails

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On fait ça pour éviter d'envenimer les choses avec Judith

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Ça va Message reçu Merci

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T'es une bonne fille

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Alors est ce que tu en vois ici

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Charlie ich bezahle der Frau eine Menge Geld

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Da kommt man sich dumm vor was

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Was soll ich denn machen

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Judith will dass er ein Mal die Woche herkommt

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Ok schau eine Scheidung ist nie schön aber sie hat auch gewisse Vorteile

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Einer der beliebteren ist

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dass man seiner Ex Frau sagt sie möge einen am Arsch lecken

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Vielleicht auch woanders Ja

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Wenn's denn hilft Es ist doch nur eine Stunde am Tag

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Während der wir Air Hockey spielen und Martinis trinken könnten

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Es ist mir die Sache wert wenn ich Krach mit Judith vermeide

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Ok Ich verstehe Danke

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Du Schwächling

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Ok Sind hier welche

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Сегодня он рассказывает ей что видит мертвецов

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Чарли я плачу этой женщине кучу денег

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И чувствуешь себя идиотом да

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А что мне еще делать

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Джудит настаивает на одном сеансе в неделю

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Слушай разводы никому не нравятся но в этом есть некоторые преимущества

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Одно из них в том

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что можно сказать бывшей жене накуси выкуси

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Или еще что нибудь Да

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Будто это поможет Это же всего один час из всего дня

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Который можно провести играя в аэрохоккей и попивая мартини

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Небольшая цена за то чтобы Джудит не злилась

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Ладно Понимаю Спасибо

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Ты просто умница

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Итак А сейчас они здесь

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Hoy le dirá que ve gente muerta

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Charlie le pago mucho dinero a esta mujer

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Apuesto a que te sientes un estúpido no

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Qué quieres que haga

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Judith insiste con que venga una vez por semana

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Escucha a nadie le gusta el divorcio pero hay ciertas ventajas

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Una de las más populares

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es que puedes decirle a tu ex esposa que se muera

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O lo que sea que nunca le dijiste Sí

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Eso ayudará Escucha es sólo una hora de nuestro día

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En la que pudimos jugar al hockey a los bolos y tomar martinis

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Es un bajo precio que debemos pagar para evitar molestar a Judith

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De acuerdo Entiendo Gracias

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Eres peor que una niñita

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Bien Ves alguno por aquí

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Duration

51 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:25

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.