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Two and a Half Men

Toss him in the ocean. Very clever. Who knew pelicans eat guinea pigs?

Toss him in the ocean. Very clever. Who knew pelicans eat guinea pigs?

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Toss him in the ocean Very clever
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Who knew pelicans eat guinea pigs
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
131
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:00
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
S11 • E15 [sighs] - Two and a Half Men 00:11
[sighs]
S11 • E14 [door closes] - Two and a Half Men 00:11
[door closes]
S01 • E05 My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight. - Two and a Half Men 00:32
My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.
S01 • E11 How's it going in there? - Two and a Half Men 00:27
How's it going in there?
S01 • E04 Jake, why aren't you in the shower? - Two and a Half Men 00:08
Jake, why aren't you in the shower?
S01 • E07 I understand. - Two and a Half Men 00:40
I understand.
S01 • E16 Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken sex and make it sound dirty. - Two and a Half Men 00:12
Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken...
S01 • E09 I don't believe it. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
I don't believe it.
S01 • E12 Glean from it what you will. - Two and a Half Men 00:38
Glean from it what you will.
S01 • E08 Okay, I think we should all calm down just a little. - Two and a Half Men 00:16
Okay, I think we should all calm down just a little.
S06 • E08 You make love like a woman, but you throw like a man. - Two and a Half Men 00:07
You make love like a woman, but you throw like a man.
S01 • E03 What's happening? - Two and a Half Men 00:20
What's happening?
S10 • E03 You know, I-I, um, I not only loved Zoey. - Two and a Half Men 00:13
You know, I-I, um, I not only loved Zoey.
S01 • E21 Bless America! - Two and a Half Men 00:07
Bless America!
S10 • E19 6:30. - Two and a Half Men 00:08
6:30.
S10 • E22 Oh boy - Two and a Half Men 00:03
Oh boy
S11 • E14 Oh! - Two and a Half Men 00:06
Oh!
S01 • E15 - Morning, Frankie. - Two and a Half Men 00:26
- Morning, Frankie.
S03 • E11 Hey, what are you doing out here? - Two and a Half Men 00:22
Hey, what are you doing out here?
S01 • E24 - Hey, Charlie! - Two and a Half Men 00:40
- Hey, Charlie!