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Twelve years, and she just throws me out
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Two and a Half Men

Twelve years, and she just throws me out. I mean, what was the pointof our wedding vows?...

Twelve years, and she just throws me out. I mean, what was the pointof our wedding vows? You know, "Till death do us part. "Who died? Not me. Not her. How did you get in my house? Okay, Charlie, the key in the fake rockonly works if it's among other rocks. Not sitting on your welcome mat. Excuse me, but if you put the fake rockin with a bunch of other rocks, it's impossible to find when you're drunk. You know, I'm a good husband.I'm faithful. - Is she?- Is she what? Faithful

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Twelve years and she just throws me out
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I mean what was the point of our wedding vows
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You know Till death do us part Who died Not me Not her
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How did you get in my house
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Okay Charlie the key in the fake rock only works if it's among other rocks
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Not sitting on your welcome mat
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Excuse me but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks
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it's impossible to find when you're drunk
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You know I'm a good husband I'm faithful
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Is she Is she what
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Faithful
Available in 5 languages
Duration
37 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:51
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Season
1
Episode
1
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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.