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Two, nothing

Two and a Half Men

Two, nothing. Hey, I've got to run some errands,so I'll be back in about an hour. You guys...

Two and a Half Men • S01E17 • 2003

Two, nothing. Hey, I've got to run some errands,so I'll be back in about an hour. You guys gonna be okay? Gee, Alan,you sure I can handle the responsibility? What if he wants to go to collegeor something? Charlie, please don't start.I'll see you later. - Hey!- Three, nothing. - That was a time-out.- You didn't call it. - Fine. Three, nothing.- You want a do-over? No, I don't want a do-over.Just bring it on

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Two nothing

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Hey I've got to run some errands so I'll be back in about an hour

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You guys gonna be okay

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Gee Alan you sure I can handle the responsibility

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What if he wants to go to college or something

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Charlie please don't start I'll see you later

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Hey Three nothing

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That was a time out You didn't call it

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Fine Three nothing You want a do over

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No I don't want a do over Just bring it on

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اثنان للاشيء

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يجب أن أقوم ببعض الأشياء لذا سأعود خلال ساعة

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هل ستكونا على ما يرام

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يا آلن أواثق أنه بإمكاني تحمل هذه المسئولية

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ماذا إن أراد الذهاب للكلية أو شيء كهذا

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تشارلي رجاء لا تبدأ سأراك لاحقا

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ثلاثة لا شيء

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هذا كان وقت مستقطع لم تطلب هذا

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حسنا ثلاثة لا شيء أتريد الإعادة

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كلا لا أريد الإعادة فقط ارني ما لديك

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Deux à zéro

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Je vais faire des courses je pense en avoir pour une heure

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Vous vous débrouillerez

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Réfléchis c'est une grosse responsabilité

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C'est vrai et si tout d'un coup il veut entrer en fac

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Charlie commence pas tu veux À tout à l'heure

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Hé Trois à zéro

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On était au temps mort là Fallait le dire

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D'accord Trois à zéro Tu veux qu'on recommence

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Non je veux pas qu'on recommence Allez amène toi

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Was stimmt nicht mit dem Auto

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Der Typ klingt wie ein Matinee Idol

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Halt die Klappe Schmidt

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Ich schiebe es einfach zur nächsten Tankstelle

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Die ist etwa eine Meile entfernt also ich komme schon klar

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Ich kenne jemanden der wird in zehn Minuten hier sein

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Oh nein Mr Schiller Russell

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Mr Schiller ich kann schon selbst auf mich aufpassen

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So wurde ich erzogen Ich bin nicht mit Geld groß geworden

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also wenn etwas kaputt ging dann taten wir so als ob es noch funktionierte

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In meinen liebsten Erinnerungen schiebe ich dieses Auto

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im Familienurlaub herum

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Okay

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Ja der Abschleppwagen ist unterwegs

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Hören Sie das ist sehr nett und großzügig von Ihnen

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aber ich brauche wirklich Ich meine ich brauche mein Auto und

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Aku harus mengerjakan sesuatu akan kembali satu jam lagi

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Kalian akan baik baik saja

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Kau yakin aku bisa memegang tanggung jawab itu

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Bagaimana jika dia ingin kuliah atau yang lainnya

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Charlie jangan mulai Sampai jumpa nanti

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Hei Tiga kosong

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Itu waktu jeda Kau tak mengatakannya

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Baiklah Tiga kosong Kau mau mengulang

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Tidak aku tidak mau mengulang Perlihatkan kemampuanmu

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Два ноль

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Послушайте мне надо отъехать по делам вернусь где то через час

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Вы справитесь

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Ты уверен что я справлюсь с ответственностью

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Вдруг он захочет пойти в колледж или что то типа того

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Чарли не начинай прошу Увидимся позже

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Эй Три ноль

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Был же перерыв Ты не говорил

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Ладно Три ноль Хочешь переиграть

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Нет не хочу Покажи на что ты способен

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Dos cero

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Oye tengo que hacer unos recados volveré en una hora

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Todo va bien

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Vaya crees que podré con la responsabilidad

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Y si quiere ir a la universidad o algo

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Charlie no empieces Los veo después

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Tres cero

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Eso estaba fuera de tiempo No lo pediste

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Bien Tres cero Quieres que repitamos

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No no quiero repetir Muéstrame lo que sabes hacer

Available in 7 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:49

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

17

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.