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Unbelievable

Two and a Half Men

Unbelievable.- Let it go, Alan. Who goes in for a vasectomyand comes out with a date?...

Two and a Half Men • S01E24 • 2003

Unbelievable.- Let it go, Alan. Who goes in for a vasectomyand comes out with a date? What? I'm a man, she's a woman. A woman who two minutesafter you met her was shaving your scrotum. So we skipped ahead a little. - You feeling any calmer, Uncle Charlie?- What do you mean? When Scout had his operation,he got real calm. Then he got fat and only wantedto sleep behind the dryer. Okay, first of all,it's not the same operation. And second of all, I didn't even have it. - So you're gonna have kids?- I don't know. Maybe some day. I hope so, because you'd be a cool dad. Really?

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Unbelievable Let it go Alan

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Who goes in for a vasectomy and comes out with a date

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What I'm a man she's a woman

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A woman who two minutes after you met her

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was shaving your scrotum

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So we skipped ahead a little

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You feeling any calmer Uncle Charlie What do you mean

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When Scout had his operation he got real calm

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Then he got fat and only wanted to sleep behind the dryer

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Okay first of all it's not the same operation

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And second of all I didn't even have it

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So you're gonna have kids I don't know Maybe some day

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I hope so because you'd be a cool dad

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Really

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من يذهب لعملية عقم ويخرج بموعد

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ماذا أنا رجل وهي أنثى

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أنثى والتي بعد دقيقتين من مقابلتك كانت تحلق شعيرات خصياتك

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لذا فقد تطلعنا للأمام أكثر

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أتشعر بأي هدوء يا عم تشارلي ما الذي تعنيه

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عندما أجرى سكوت العملية كان هادئا جدا

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ثم أصبح سمينا ولم يعد يريد سوى النوم خلف المجفف

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حسنا كبداية إنها ليست العملية ذاتها

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وثانيا أنا لم أجريها حتى

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إذن سيكون لديك أبناء يوما ما لا أدري لربما يوما ما

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آمل هذا لأنك ستكون والد رائع

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حقا

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أسمعت هذا أجل

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C'est incroyable C'est comme ça Alan

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Tu rentres pour une vasectomie et tu ressors avec un rencard

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Quoi Je suis un homme et c'est une femme

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Une femme qui à peine rencontrée

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te rasait le scrotum

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On a pris un peu d'avance

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Tu te sens plus calme tonton Charlie Comment ça

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Quand Scout a été opéré il est devenu très calme

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Puis il a grossi et ne voulait que dormir derrière le séchoir

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Bon d'abord ce n'est pas la même opération

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Et ensuite on ne me l'a même pas faite

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Alors tu vas avoir des enfants J'en sais rien Un jour peut être

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Je l'espère parce que comme père tu serais génial

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C'est vrai

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Wer geht zum Sterilisieren rein und kommt mit einem Date wieder raus

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Was Ich bin ein Mann sie ist eine Frau

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Eine Frau die dir nach 2 Minuten Bekanntschaft

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den Sack rasiert hat

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Wir waren eben hurtig

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Fühlst du dich jetzt ruhiger Warum

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Scout ist nach der Operation viel ruhiger geworden

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Und dann wurde er ganz dick und wollte nur noch schlafen

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Also 1 ist das nicht dieselbe Operation

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Und 2 bin ich gar nicht operiert worden

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Dann kriegst du auch Kinder Ich weiß nicht Vielleicht irgendwann

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Ich will's hoffen du wärst nämlich ein cooler Vater

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Echt

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Jake murmelt zustimmend

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Sulit dipercaya Lupakanlah Alan

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Siapa yang masuk ke ruang vasektomi lalu malah mendapat kencan

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Memangnya kenapa Aku pria dia wanita

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Wanita yang mencukur buah zakarmu saat pertama kali bertemu

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Kami melompati beberapa tahapan

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Kau merasa lebih tenang Paman Charlie Apa maksudmu

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Setelah Scout dioperasi dia menjadi jauh lebih tenang

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Lalu dia menjadi gemuk dan hanya ingin terus tidur

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Pertama tama ini bukan operasi yang sama

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Kemudian aku tak jadi melakukannya

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Jadi kau akan punya anak

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Tak tahu Mungkin suatu hari

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Невероятно Да ладно

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Кто идет на вазэктомию и назначает там свидание

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А что Я мужчина она женщина

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Эта женщина сразу после знакомства брила тебе мошонку

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Ну мы быстро перешли к делу

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Ты стал спокойнее дядя Чарли В каком смысле

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Скаут после операции стал спокойнее

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Правда потом растолстел и все время спал за сушилкой

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Во первых это не та же самая операция

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Во вторых мне ее вообще не сделали

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Так у тебя будут дети

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Не знаю Может быть когда нибудь

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Надеюсь Ты будешь крутым папкой

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Правда

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Increíble Olvídalo Alan

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Que vas a hacerte una vasectomía y sales como un encuentro en el mercado

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Que Soy un hombre ella es mujer

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Una mujer Que dos minutos antes la conociste

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Estaba depilando tu escroto

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Saltamos un poco al frente

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Te sientes calmado tío Charlie Que quieres decir

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Cuando Scout fue operado se calmo mucho

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después engordo Y solo quería dormir detrás de la secadora

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Primero no es la misma operación

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Y segundo Ni siquiera fui sometido a ella

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Entonces vas a tener hijos No lo se Talvez un día

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Espero que si porque será un gran padre

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Available in 7 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:52

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Season

1

Episode

24

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.